Just 4 laffs.. # Findinga cockroach in Ur wrap Gala is not a Problem....Finding half a cockroach in Ur half- eaten gala is d PROBLEM.. # Uleave Ur house every morning without praying & its nothing to U. But U leave with Ur BB battery on 20% & U feel sad # GodIsWatching. # OYINBODISEASES ▬▶ Gonorrhea, Tuberculosis, Typhoid. NAIJA DISEASES must get two names ▬▶ Lapa-Lapa, Craw-Craw, Jedi-jedi, Beri-beri.. # DearLadies, if you cry everyday in your relationship, sit down, take a breath and ask yourself am I dating a human or an Onion?.. # OnlyNigerian nurses would wake you up to give you sleeping pills. # Onjudgment day, Ill just hold a Nigerian flag to show God Ive been to Hell already. # Upcomingartiste with 9MB as first track.. Abeg u feature Rickross ? Just stay undergroud because Data is Expensive thanks to Airtel. # SamsunGFull HD LED slim TV for 1.5million Naira?? ... Abeg,would I get to watch Judgement day live on it ?. # Igbogirls be lyk, my names are Amaka stephanie uchenna ugomma but you can call me ASUU for short. # Urcar na tokunbo, ur cloth na Acube, ur phone na london used and u want ur gf as a virgin ? U fit sow beans reap yam ?.. # BRA&BAR have same Alphabets, both are Drinkin Zones,bth av Restricted tym of Opening &Closing,but wen Opened,both make Men go Crazy.. # Atthe age of 25,you cannot cook,sweep,wash clothes and you want men to love you for who you are.. SISTER,pls who are you ?. # Whenu ask an Ibadan babe 4 her phone number u go hear :Sero hate Sero, sis hate sis, tiri hate sefun, noi-noi,dats my hen ti hen nober # Goneare d days of flowers and poem...True love today depends on d strength of your bank account! # Yourgirlfriend is on every guys DP, she be bbm smiley?my broda, wise up# Ghen Ghen is when you dream about Patience Jonathan a Night before your English Exam..
Posted on: Sat, 01 Feb 2014 09:50:22 +0000