Just Dont Shoot! A bartender was getting ready to close for the night when a robber with a ski mask burst in and pulls a gun. He yells to the bartender, This is a stick-up! Put all your dough in this bag! The scared bartender pleads, Dont shoot, please! Ill do as you say! The robber yells, Shut up and empty the cash register! The bartender says, Okay, okay! Just dont shoot, I have a wife and kids! Ill do whatever you say! The crook takes the money then puts the gun to the bartenders head and says, Alright, now give me a blowjob! Anything! cries the bartender, Just dont shoot! The bartender starts to blow the crook. As the crook gets excited, he drops the gun. The bartender sees the gun on the floor, picks it up, hands it back to the crook and yells, Hold the gun, damn it! One of my friends might walk in!
Posted on: Tue, 01 Apr 2014 01:47:24 +0000