Just From Quora :) : Once as a kid I lost a tooth, and I wanted to keep it but didnt have anywhere to put it at the moment. So I decided to shove it into my ear. Then I forgot about it. A couple of weeks later I was deaf on one ear and was taken to see an otolaryngologist. He said that hed pulled a lot of weird stuff out of kids ears and noses, but never before a tooth. Lesson learned: your ears are not storage compartments! I was 9. I was already intrigued by the idea of shaving my face. I used to watch my father do it and I resolved to do it to myself whenever I found the opportunity. It was a Saturday. My parents were sleeping. I got my chance. I took the razor from my fathers shaving kit and held it as if something legendary was going to happen. With a gleeful smile, I looked at myself in the mirror and started removing one of my side burns. That is it. Just one. I was so proud of myself. I was good at it. In a minute, I was done. Brilliant! Mission accomplished. Then, I kept the blade into the shaving kit and everything was fine until my parents woke up. They saw their stupid child with only one side burn. I looked damn funny. To add to the humor, they did not let me cut the other one and asked me to wait for it to grow back. I was the laughing stock of the entire school for more than 2 weeks. Lesson: Symmetry is really important. At 7 did not really expect the hen to die instantly when I hit her with my new whip. - Found cats and chickens cannot swim in a barrel but can get out very fast. - At 6 threw a cat down an outhouse to see what happens. - At 9 I played with fire and threw some still burning papers in a paper bin. Set the paper bin and a curtain on fire. Managed to put the fire out running back and forth to the bathroom with a glass of water.
Posted on: Fri, 27 Jun 2014 04:35:43 +0000
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