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Just bored... This is going to be one of my shortest statuses... hehe... um just going to talk about 3 random things... randomly... First... I have realised that malatsing a fa o kopa number ya cheri... it just like opening a bank account for the girl... immediately when you get her dial.. she suddenly has money problems n u are the bank... she just cant wait to cash out!... if I give u all that money n airtime.. what do I get in return thats worthy? Second... ladies, when in the bedroom.. n u want to tease your man.. dont go bare naked..nah... wear something that reveals just enough. . A mini skirt, with nothing under... lingerie... his big tshirt.. u know.. leave something for the mind to wonder... make him want to see whats under there... when u are wearing a mini skirt... we want to see whats under that mini... when u remove it n remain with your bikinis... we want to see whats under those bikinis... n when they are off... there is nothing more to see..its just there.. hehehe... let me let you in on a weird fact about men... we always want to see u ladies without your clothes on... but when u get naked n remain with your bra n panties... we no longer look at your naked parts.. we start looking at the covered parts... weird! Third... when u are in a distance relationship .. n u want to sleep your nights well without worrying that your partner is with someone else... just call your partner, tell him to listen.. n then start praying.. pray for him/her.. mention the cheating verse in there... Id like to tell how to pray exactly. .. but ud say um evil.. Lastly.. just a comment.. big brother show ya ngwaga o ea bora gore... its more like the producers were not ready... many mistakes... Um done boring u... Enjoy ur day...
Posted on: Tue, 07 Oct 2014 11:39:46 +0000

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