Just for Fun! :) :) :) :) Two snakes are talking. One of them turns to the other and asks, Are we venomous? The other replays, Yes, why?... I just bit my lip. C O F F E E A magical substance that turns, Leave me alone or die into, good morning, Honey... Marriage is like a deck of cards. In the beginning all you need is two hearts and a diamond. By the end, you wish you had a club and a spade. Ive always wanted to know how long forever was... and by looking at some peoples FB relationships, it appears to be around 2 to 4 weeks. A scientific report has found out why female spiders eat their mates. It turns out that male spiders freakin deserve it rofl Advice for men: When a woman says, what? Its not because she didnt hear you. Shes just giving you the chance to change what you said. Wife left a note on the fridge: Its not working. I cant take it anymore. Im going to my sisters I opened the fridge, the light came on, the beer was cold...so what the heck is she talking about?
Posted on: Sat, 30 Aug 2014 15:39:09 +0000
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