Just had my bubble burst. I dont have the best digestive system and to be perfectly honest, Ive not been firm of late. However, this morning, just as I was putting my clothes into a locker at Bannatynes Gym, natured called. I rushed to the toilet..and went about my business. Without wanting to sound to crude..I was quite proud of my efforts. Those of you that maybe have the same problems I have with your own diet, will appreciate. Its good to have a stool exit firmly and intact from time to time. So there it was sitting in the toilet pan...a fair length it was too! I had a strange admiration for it and a glowing internal pride, knowing Id been doing something right with my diet recently. After a fond farewell ..I decided to flush. I must have flushed it about five times..it wouldnt budge. Then I realised, Id left my locker open, with all my personal valuables inside. I decided to go and lock the locker and come back and have another crack at my jobbys burial at Sea. I exited the toilet cubicle and headed to wash my hands. Just then, the janitor chap, brushed passed me to inspect the toilet. The next thing..I could hear him cursing and flushing the toilet furiously...he knew damn fine who the guilty party was!! To say I was embarrassed was an understatement! Rather than stop his vigorous duties and try to explain that I was just about to return to flush it away... I just picked up my water bottle and headphones and done a runner.... I am currently hiding on one of the bike machines upstairs in the Gym. Eh...Good eh....Morning campers
Posted on: Mon, 18 Nov 2013 10:06:02 +0000
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