Just had one of the most painful experiences of my life.. So, I was peeling the shells off hard boiled eggs and one of them slipped out of my hands, as it was falling I couldnt quite move my hands fast enough to get it, so I ended up pelvic thrusting, so, pretty much, I forcefully bashed my nuts into a handle on a drawer in attempt to catch this stupid egg that takes like 20 minutes to boil. Sad part is, the egg still hit the floor. And my dignity cracked as well.
Posted on: Fri, 04 Jul 2014 01:10:33 +0000