Just in case you have forgotten the rules for a safe and Happy Halloween! 1. When it appears that you have killed the monster, NEVER check to see if its really dead. 2. Never read a book of demon summoning aloud, even as a joke. 3. Do not search the basement, especially if the power has gone out. 4. If your children speak to you in Latin or any other language which they should not know, shoot them immediately. It will save you a lot of grief in the long run. However, it will probably take several rounds to kill them, so be prepared. This also applies to kids who speak with somebody elses voice. 5. When you have the benefit of numbers, NEVER pair off and go it alone. 6. As a general rule, dont solve puzzles that open portals to Hell. 7. Never stand in, on, or above a grave, tomb, or crypt. This would apply to any other house of the dead as well. 8. If youre searching for something which caused a loud noise and find out that its just the cat, GET THE HELL OUT! 9. If appliances start operating by themselves, do not check for short circuits; just get out! And 10. Do not take ANYTHING from the dead.
Posted on: Thu, 31 Oct 2013 12:31:47 +0000
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