Just saw this on reddit and it made me giggle: Times when it would suck to be a billionaire; 1) Youre tied up in a room with 10 other people. 9 are also tied up. One lone man stands in the centre with a gun, hes going to shoot whoever is the richest. 2) You used to be a trillionaire, but your stocks crashed. 3) The worlds economy goes tits up, the price of everything shoots up, a mars bar costs you 90 billion. 4) Youre dying of cancer. 5) Youre in a vegetative state laid in a hospital bed with no sight, hearing or touch.. Just you and your thoughts... You do have a terrible case of tinnitus though. 6) Youve just stepped on a landmine. 7) Your yacht capsizes by a huge rogue wave, which was caused by a kraken surfacing to pick you up. 8) Donald Trump starts calling around daily. 9) Your fortune is given to you in $1 bills, in carrierbags, placed on the roughest street in America. Youre in France of all places.
Posted on: Sat, 16 Aug 2014 15:18:14 +0000
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