Just thinking hw wud ma unborn kids behave wyl growing up? Whn i ws 4 yrs old, we had ds dog jack dat i ws always fond of. One day, ma dad found me brushing d dogs teeth using his tooth brush. What are u doing with ma tooth brush? Ma dad said in alarm. Im cleaning jacks teeth i answered sweetly but not to worry dad, il rinse it out whn am done, just LIKE I ALWAYS DO school was always fun for me. One day, our class teachers asked us to come stay with d nursry kids as they wud b havin a meeting. I enterd ma assigned class.. wiped d board n was tryna form teacher. I drew a skeleton on d board n told em i wud come lebel it d next day *cos i didnt knw d parts n i wantd to xcape* As soon as d class teacher arived, she laughed her ass out looking at d board. I was like *wtf* i tot i did smtng nice.. i left d class disappointed.. got hom, told ma mum abt it.. mum asked me to show her wht i drew.. i took ma pencil, drew it again.. ma mum bursted into laugh too.. *now ds ppl got me confused* ok, here it! I drew the skeleton WITH LONG CURLED HAIR, AN EARING, AND SHOES :D D next day at sch... it ws break time.. i rushed out, played with ma frnds. Kem back to d class very dirty n ma class teacher asked.. millie, why do u akways get so dirty? I looked at him sturbonly n replied WELL! IM ALOT CLOSER TO THE GROUND THAN YOU ARE Bcos i get too inquisitive somtyms, ma mom deviced a way to throw me automatic answers.. buh somtyms she gets speechless.. we went to d beach wi mum n ma siblings.. playing with som new friends i got, i spoted smtng.. i ran up to her, grabed her hands n led her to d shore where a seagull layed dead in d sand. Mum, wht hapnd to him? He died and went to heaven mum replied. For a while i tot... n i replied.. BUT WHY DID GOD THROW HIM BACK? well... parents kud get confused somtyms aswell. We get to hear stories from dem..ma mum ws pregnant with me. unxpectedly, she startd labour... ma dad rushed to the telephone, called a doctor and shouted frantically into the telephone my wife is pregnant, and her contractions are only 2 minuits apart is dat her first child? The doctor asked.. THIS IS HER HUSBAND ma father shouted.. :D
Posted on: Mon, 21 Oct 2013 10:53:15 +0000