Just to be clear, God creates the universe 🌋, then man 👨, then woman 👩, God gives man free will 🏂, God plants tree with juicy red apples 🍎, God tells man and woman to not eat the apples 🌞🍎👎, God leaves to make sharks 🐟, woman thinks taking advice from a talking snake is a good idea 👹👍🙆 so she picks the apple, man eats the apple 🙇, God comes back and is like no big deal, oh by the way enjoy child birth and back breaking work, oh and I almost forgot...I also damned all mankinds souls...forever...BAM!! how do you like me now?!? 👺💬😵, man and woman say to hell with it and begin the strenuous task of inbreeding for few generations 💏....a couple of years pass, God looks down and is surprised to see what a bunch of inbred humans are doing 👭🌈👬, God floods the earth killing all mankind 🌊💀🌊 EXCEPT for one family 👪, the waters recede...heralding mankinds SECOND longest cycle of inbreeding 👪👪👪👪👪, God has second thoughts 😕 and thinks maybe the damning and drowning all his inbred children was a bit over the top 😬, God makes a plan to forgive mankind (remember that apple those people munched on, thousands and thousands of years ago...neither do I) and save their eternal soul by knocking up some guys virgin wife 😏, have mankind kill his son 😵, bring his dead son back to life 😇, forgive all of mankinds sins and allow mans eternal soul into his heavenly realm 👼...so long as you dedicate your life to worshipping his dead/resurrected son....😒 And some people think we came from monkeys...🙈🙉🙊...👽?
Posted on: Wed, 17 Dec 2014 09:34:57 +0000
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