Just watched Arnold Schwartzeneggers Sabotage. 1. Do you like half speed displays of SWAT team room breach procedures over and over again? 2. Do you like distracting neck tattoos and frequent close ups of distracting neck tattoos? 3. Do you like awkward joke brevity that lands like a cancer diagnosis? 4. Do you like an elite DEA team whove been eating, sleeping, and breathing together for years that have the slightly off chemistry of a Win, Lose, or Draw team who met for that days taping? 5. Do you like watching Arnold get revenge by shotgun on evil Cartel doorknobs? 6. Do you like a movie where Arnold Schwartzenegger is used as a 60 year old honeypot to pump information from a female detective? 7. Do you like POV camera shots of guns shooting in the general direction of nothing? 8. Do you like a degree of existential nihilism that makes True Detective look like a Bollywood movie? BOY, do I have the movie for you.
Posted on: Tue, 02 Dec 2014 05:03:34 +0000
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