Just wrote a hugely long, meaningful and, most importantly, drunken, message to my nephew. Whos seven or something, I dont even know. Hes small. Smaller than me at least. Hes nearly as big as his mum, to be fair, but shes tiny. Just under five foot, Id guess. Thats his mum, not him, hes smaller than that. Anyway, hes under ten. Age-wise, not foot-wise. A ten-foot seven year old would be odd. And thats how random the message I just sent him was. Oops.
Posted on: Fri, 08 Aug 2014 22:06:42 +0000