Justin: CRAP! I just tried to give Brody (the dog) his anti-seizure pill and it bounced off his face and Madden ate it!!! (the other dog) Smash: WHAT?!?! HOW THE HELL DID THAT HAPPEN!? Justin: BRODY IS EFFIN BLIND AND MADDEN IS EFFIN QUICK!! Smash: Like, completely blind? Noooo... I dont think so... Justin: Yes. A pill wrapped in turkey breast BOUNCED OFF HIS OWN FACE. Smash: OMG. Madden is going to die!! Justin: Ashley, Madden had a Doritos bag stuck to his head for Lord knows how long--he will likely survive this. Smash: Im still calling the vet. I like Madden. Justin: I dont. Smash: Youre awful. Justin: MADDEN is AWFUL. That asshole has PEED on my PILLOW. Smash: Yeah, thats a good point.
Posted on: Thu, 18 Dec 2014 17:31:24 +0000
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