K there is a worker at the airport. Old arab man, but hes so ashy he looks ashy black. So me and a friend came up with a theory about his existence. He once resided in the 7th level of Hell but his treacherous, evil ways caused the demons to abandon their posts. Hell once attempted to spit him out but he had a firm grip on Satans thrown. They say angels cried for 20 nights when ashy was born out of fear. He walks barefoot. Ashys diet consists of DuMaurier ciggerattes and falafal sandwiches on dry aged bread. The Devil himself fears Ashy. Known for his pure dirtbag ashy skin. They say his shadow left him when he was born. He was once a soldier in Satans army but he tried to overthrow Satan and take his crown. There were rumors that the Antichrist fears to come out because Ashy still walks on earth. At one point when Ashy infiltrated the Noxzema plant, they went out of stock for 3 months. Ashys scent is burnt dust. His reflection is simply fire and and dust particles. Nobody knows how he was born. Nobody knows what he wants from humanity. Speculation still exists that Satan often asks Ashy for advice regarding humanitys downfall. May God help us.
Posted on: Fri, 26 Sep 2014 04:14:18 +0000
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