KID: Mrs. G, do you have sunscreen on? I dont want you to get metaphor. ME: You dont want me to get a comparison that doesnt use like or as?? KID: No...the skin cancer! ME: Oh...melanoma! KID: No...my mother gives me melanoma! ME: Your mother gives you skin cancer?? KID: No! Melanoma! So I can sleep! ME: Your mother gives you MELATONIN, honey. Melanoma is skin cancer. KID: Why are you always comparing me?? ME: You mean contradicting you? KID: Damn! Thats what I said! Get a sunburn, see if I care! (Walks away muttering...damn white people spend so much time being all specific and shit, shes gonna look like a lobster tomorrow...all because she had to go all vocabulary on me and shit...)
Posted on: Thu, 01 May 2014 20:10:10 +0000