KINDLY PONDER WITH ME: BEING CRAZY:- Is when you buy BLACKBERRY PORSCHE of #350,000 but landlord dey pursue your mama cos of 12k HOUSE RENT for village.!-) FAITH:- Is using the last money on you to buy wallet.(Na wetin u go put inside d wallet?)!-) BEING STUPID:- Is having SIX BIG CARS while living in a rented apartment ( Eko for SHOW, Lagos mumu ) . WEALTH:- Is when you buy a first class return ticket to the UK just to pick up a forgotten wrist watch ( Money speaking) BEING WASTEFUL :- Is buying a big MANSION at Asokoro in Abuja and only your mai-guard and house maid dey live there ( Political armed robber ). TROUBLE:- Is slapping a soldier in front of a quarter guard in a barracks ( You may not live well enough to tell the story ). IRONY:- Is having the chairman of an Okada Riders Association, driving a Range Rover SUV ( He cannot come and die na ). BEING FOOLISH :- Is taking a #5,000 cab to watch a film of #1,000 at Eko Hotel...( Abegiii! Why you no fit wait for the pirated copy now ). LOVE STRUCK:- Is buying suya for your girlfriend while you eat only the onions with tears rushing from your eye ( You love her abi??? Hunger never deal with you ). BEING MAD:- Is when a lady flirts with a rich HIV/AIDS victim so as to get money to buy BRAZILIAN HAIR ( Hmmm....Life don tire you abi??? ). BEING DIRTY :- Is when cockroaches, rats, ants, spiders become your Roommates and you say God created them for a purpose ( Na lie! Na money wey you go use buy trap, insecticide no dey ). BEING STINGY:- Is when you finish reading this and you didnt share so that your friends can LAUGH too............dont stop the fun. Happy Xmas in advance 2 all my friends
Posted on: Tue, 03 Dec 2013 20:19:29 +0000
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