KUNGANI? by Zamokuhle Kwaito Khumalo Episode-09 Enjoy! [UThandi noThemba basendleleni ebuya esikoleni bayazixoxela] Themba: [Ephatheke kabi] Thandi uphi uZinhle? Thandi: Yazi nami I was about to ask the very same question, angimazi kuwena utheni? Themba: Bethe uzohambisana nathi maybe khona into emubambile. Thandi: Yebo kungenzeka, Themba mntaka mah can I share something with you? Themba: Yebo ngilalele. Thandi: [Ezikhwehlelisa] Themba you the most fortunate guy in this world to have Zinhle as your girlfriend. She really loves you, she believes in you more then I do, at times I get jealous. Please please I beg you ngiyacela Themba mntana sekhaya uze ungayihluphi ingane yabantu. Unenhlanhla muhle kanti futhi ungowasebukhosini. I’m so happy for you, and always know that you have my support I will always be by your side. Themba: [Emamatheka] Yebo ngiyezwa! Thandi: She’s the only person okwazi ukwenza wena uveze leso smile. I demand ukusibona njalo, please don’t let it fade away. I’m not sure whether it your first time or not, but to tell you its not an easy journey. All the best my brother. [Evula izandla] Themba: [Emuhaga] Ngiyabonga sister’s. [KuseMzini kwaMkhize uZinhle no Vusi babuya esikoleni] Vusi: Akusizi ukuthi ulokhu ungigolozela la! Zinhle: [Ediniwe] Ukuthi wena nje ave uthanda ukuzenja ubaba wami, uwena ngapha uGatsheni ngapha yazi phela nina seniyiphela endlebeni yami! maDlamini: Ayi ayi sekwenzenjani manje? Vusi: [Emukhomba] Buzayena lo mah. maDlamini: maMkhize kwenjenjani? Zinhle: UVusi mah uyangigada nje… maDlamini: Kufanele phela ubhuti wakho mntanami. Vusi: Lo uhamba nabangani okuthakathwayo emakubo… [Esithubeni kungenelele uMkhize] Mkhize: Habe! Yini loyikhulumayo Vusi? Ungaphinde uyikhulume leyonto, siyezwana? Wazini wena ngokuthakatha? Abantu bazokubulala qedebakuhlawulise, ukunuka umuntu kuyicala elikhulu kabi. Vusi: [Ekhophozela] Yebo baba. Zinhle: Kade ngimutshela babah [Emukokozela] Vusi: [Ekhomba uZinhle] Wena asiqedile nawe! maDlamini: Hambani niyoshitsha ukudla kwenu sengikulungisile ngikufake kwe micro wave. Zinhle&Vusi: Yebo mah! [KuseMzini wakwa Thwala] Thandi: Yazi bengithi sofika umah esekwazi ukukhuluma. Themba: Uthe udokotela kuzothatha isikhashana, sibenenhlanhla ngoba lusasebenza uhlangothi. Thandi: [Emangele] Ha! Usho ukuthi ngabe akasakwazi ukuhamba? Themba: Yes ushonjalo. Thandi: [Edabukisa] Cha I stroke ave siyinkinga, besizoba yini nje kodwa ngo mah. [Kusebusuku uMrs Msomi ukhuluma no Mrs Msomi] Mr Msomi: Nkosikazi kanti wena uzongidinelwa koze kube inini? Mrs Msomi: Nomndayi kanti wena uzoxolisa koze kube inini? Mr Msomi: Ngiyathembisa ngiyagcina namuhla maNgcobo, okokugcina ngci! I promise. Mrs Msomi: Yazi kodwa lento oyenzayo ave ingafani nawe, yeka uthando enginalo ngawe Msomi. Mr Msomi: Nami ngiyakuthanda Nkosikazi, kodwa izinkinga engibhekene nazo. Mrs Msomi: [Ekhala] Ziphi izinkinga baba? Iziphi lezinkinga ezingaka ongafuni ukuzixoxa nami? Khumbula phela thina sasizwana njengo bhuti no sisi. Kwashonaphi lokho Nomndayi? Intoni okumele ngiyenze Hlombe? I really miss the old you! Mr Msomi: Akukho maNgcobo imina nje okumele athembeke kuwe… [Kusekuseni emzini wakwaThwala uThandi no Themba balungiselela ukuya esikoleni] Themba: [Encumile] Cha umuhle mntaka mah angikhathali futhi ukukutshela. Thandi: [Emamatheka] Ngiyabonga bhuti, yabo ukube siyasazi lesigebengu esiwubaba ngabe mhlampe ngithi ngibukeka njengaso. [Behleka] Miss Thwala: [Eshwashwada] Kanti nami ngangimuhle njengawe mntanami… [kwehla izinyembezi] Thembi: [Emangele] Hawu! Thandi: [Emangele] Mah usuyakhuluma. Miss Thwala: Ngayisiphalaphala sentombi uphuma langa sikothe. Ayikho insizwa eyayingazibi kimi futhi mina Thandiwe cishe ngangumuhle ngisho nangaphezu kwakho. Thandi: [Ecweba izinyembezi] Mah kwase? What happened? Themba: Kwenzakalani mah? Miss Thwala: Nanisebancane kakhulu cishe wena Thandiwe mntanami wawunezinyanga ezintathu. Sabona ngelanga kanti sekuvutha u-rawondi ngathi ngiyaqalaza kwimbeleko kawukho kwacaca ukuthi ngikushiye ngaphakathi… Thandi: Hawu mah kwase? Themba: Kwenzakalani mah? Miss Thwala: Kwangiphoqela ukuthi ngingene kuwo lawo malangabi ngisindise impilo yendodakazi yami. Thandi: [Ekhala] Kodwa mah bungasho ngani sonke lesisikhathi? Ngiyabonga mamah wami! Miss Thwala: Uze ungadlali ngalobo buhle mntanami… Thandi: Yebo mah Miss Thwala: Ngisaphinda futhu mntanami uze ungadlali ngalobo buhle ngoba nami ngobami… Thandi: [Ecweba izinyembezi] Yebo mah ngizwile… Themba: Mina ngiyayizwa eyokusha ko rawondi, engifuna ukukwazi ukuthi ubani owawushisa futhi kwakuyisiphi isizathu? Miss Thwala: [Ebheka isikhathi] Bantwana bami hambani manje senizoze nibe late esikoleni. [Kusemzini wakwaMsomi balungiselela ukuya emsebenzini] Mrs Msomi: Ey baba phela ubusuphenduke isilwane sendoda besengisaba ngisho ukukubheka emehlweni. Mr Msomi: [Ehleka] Awuzwe umaNgcobo edlala ngami, ave kunzima Nkosikazi ukulinyalelwa umuntu obubambisene naye. Lento kaZulu ivele yangiphithanisela ngekhanda, kusale kancane ukuthi ngicoshe amaphepha. Mrs Msomi: Sibonge uJehova ngoba sekudlulile kanti futhi uyaphila. Mr Msomi: Yebo, yazi okunye futhi ngidlala uButhelezi ulokhe engibuza imibuzo ngokulimala kwaZulu. [Enxapha] Nx! yazi umuntu ezongibheca ngobubende inyama ngingayidlanga. Mina maNgcobo sengingazama ukubulala uZulu? Izona zonke izinto ezingisanganisayo lezi [Enikina ikhanda] Mrs Msomi: I understand Nomndayi wami phela uZulu benizwana kakhulu, kuwe ufana nomfowenu omdala. Abantu bayohlezi bekhuluma Hlombe wami, phela uZulu wakubeka kwacaca ukuthi noma ngabe yini eyenzakalayo kuye uwena umuntu ayomushiya. Mr Msomi: Yazi selokhu ngizwe ukuthi uyalulama esibhedlela sengingcono ngifuna ukuqala kuye esibhedlela before ngiye emsebenzini. Mrs Msomi: Yebo baba. Mr Msomi: Ngiyacela ungithethelele kuko konke okungalunganga engikwenze kuwe maNgcobo nami bengingazenzi sthandwa sami. Mrs Msomi: Mina bengazi baba ukuthi kuzodlulala, ngilizonda kabi lelidimoni elicishe langihlukanisa noNomndayi wami. Ngiyakuthethelela. Mr Msomi: I’m a changed man now, ngiyakuthembisa ngizoba umyeni oqotho, okuthandayo futhi okuhloniphayo njengaphambilini. Mrs Msomi: [Emamatheka] Yebo ngiyezwa baba ngiyakuxolela. Mr Msomi: Asivele siguqe khona manje nkosikazi sicele ukuthula kumvelinqangi. [Beguqa bethandaza] [UThandi uhamba noThemba baya esikoleni] Themba: Manje sisi uzothula koze kube inini? Thandi: [Ecweba izinyembezi] Themba this is very touching to know ukuthi umamah secrifized ubuhle bakhe for me. Ngiswele imilomo ezinkulungwane, i don’t know ukuthi ngizomubonga kanjani… Themba: Very few mothers would do lento eyenziwe umamah Thandi, there is only one way to repay her ukuthi uziphathe kahle ungadlali ngobuhle bakho. Wait until time is right, and find yourself uMr right. Thandi: [Emamatheka] Ohh! Usho kanje ngoba usumtholile u Miss right? Themba: [Ekhophozela] Aybona! Awungiyeke ngo Miss right, yazi mina ngifuna ukwazi ukuthi kungani bashisa u rawondi… Thandi: Khululeka soon you will find out, uyamazi nawe umah ufuna ukukhuluma ngoba sekuthanda yena just give her some time. [uThemba noThandi badlula ngasemasimini lapho kusebenza khona umaGoge nomaHlengwa] Themba: [Ephakamisa isandla] Sanibonani bomah. maHlongwa: Yebo mnta… maGoge: [Emuvala umlomo ngesandla] Habe! Usangene yini maHlongwa? Ungavumi! Angani iyona lengane yomthakathi! maHlongwa: Hawu kodwa ngathi ebingelela kahle kanje maGoge… maGoge: Ebingelela kahle ini? [Ememeza] Fuseg wena usibona sithwele izikhumba yini? [Efela amathe pansi] Niyathakatha nina nonyoko nx! [uThemba no Thandi sebe buqamama bayaxoxa] Thandi: Yazi kodwa Themba uqala ukukhuluma-ke wazi kahle ukuthi loyamamah akasifuni, ngikutshele kahle ukuthi ungamubingeleli. Themba: Yah ngiyazi mina ngifuna abone ukuthi anginankinga naye. Thandi: Manje uyajabula-ke uma elokhu ekumemeza ethi uyathakatha? Themba: Mina Thandi anginendaba nomunye umuntu ukuthi uthini. Uma engakaze nje angibambe ngigibele imfene akungihlabi ndawo lokho, kungani kuzomele ngiphatheke kabi ngento engingayenzi? Thandi: Ayke uma usho njalo! [UmaGoge ukhuluma nomaHlongwa] maHlongwa: [Emangele] Habe! Uqinisile yini maGoge? maGoge: Haaa! Lomfazi ucathi ngiyadlala yini! Wena ngiyabona kawazi lutho kuyasho ukuthi usamusha la esigodini saseMajuba! maHlongwa: [Efela amathe phansi] Sies ayi ziyathakatha nazi izingane. Yazi phela mina ngiqhamuka ethekwini angizazi zonke lezizinto. Usho ukuthi ngabe sengifile nje? maGoge: Akugeji makaNomsa, yabona phela labantu bahamba nezilwane, ngoba nje ekubingelela ufuna ukuthatha izwi lakho! maHlongwa: [Emangele] Alenzeni izwi lami? maGoge: Uzosebenza ngalo-ke ntombi alenze yonke imigilingwane le! Angakuthwebula ukwenze umkhovu wakhe. Bonga mina maHlongwa ngokuthi ngimethuke phela lento iyesaba kabi inhlamba. maHlongwa: Ayi maGoge ngiyabonga Nkosikazi, yazi phela sekungokwesibili usindisa impilo yami. maGoge: [Emamatheka] Bonga uJehova ntombazane angani uthi umbhalo “Thanda umakhelwene wakho njengalokhu uzithanda wena”. Mina ngiyigcina kabi imiyalo kaJehova angephuli namunye. Uma kungathiwa uyafa la angfuni umphefumulo wakho ubuzwe kimi. maHlongwa: Yabona manje sekwanele maGoge, ngeke phela impilo yami yahlezi isengcupheni. Asiye kuNdosi siyothenga inhlifinhlifi! maGoge: [Ehleka] Iheeee heee yavuka inkukhu emaqandeni! Mina ngifuna sithole umuthi ongcono kunenhlifinhlifi. Kusobala loyamthakathi ndini useyigqihele inhlifinhlifi. maHlongwa: Wasinda kanjani nje vele yena lomthakathi ndini? maGoge: Iheee kwazibani inkunzi malanga yomthakathi leya maGoge, idla umuthi othi thi! maHlongwa: Manje maGoge uma siwuthenga bese futhi ungasebenzi sizokwenze njani? maGoge: Awuphela lapho ngizothola abafana bami abazomubhokoda ngomkhonto! [Behleka] [Kusesibhedlela uMsomi uyobheka uZulu] Dokotela: Cha mnomzane ngeke ngikwazi! Mr Msomi: Ngiyakucela dokotela ngizomubona nje bese ngephuma. Dokotela: Bekumele ufone uma uzofika, lomuntu akekho esimeni sokuthi abonwe. Mr Msomi: Kodwa yena usenjani? Dokotela: Khona akusefani uyalulama ikona nje ukuthi simujovile ngoba kumele senze I surgery yokugcina. Mr Msomi: [Ephatheke kabi] Yena angase alulame nini? Dotokela: That I cannot tell Sir! Mr Msomi: Ngiyakucela Doctor, imizuzwana emibalwa ngizobe sengiqedile please. Dokotela: Kulungile you only have one minute Sir. Mr Msomi: Ngiyabonga, kodwa ngizocela ukungena ngedwa. Dokotela: Okay kulungile! Mr Msomi: Ngiyabonga ngiyanconcoza [Engena ngaphakathi] “Ndabezitha, Mntwana, Zulu kaMalandela ngokulandela izinkomo zamadoda, Zulu omnyama ondlela zimhlophe, wena kaPhunga noMageba… [Ecweba izinyembezi] Ey wathula nsizwa yakithi, wathula engathi usukobandayo! Ngavele ngakhumbula amagama akho, ngakhumbula iziyalo zakho. Kunje kunje kungenxa yami Ndabezitha! Kunje kungenxa yobuhlongandlebe bani, ithi incwadi engcwele asibathethelele abasonayo nami ngiyacela ungithelele Zulu. Dokotela: Sir are you involved ekulimaneli kwalomlisa? Mr Msomi: [Ethuka] E eeh eh, bengithe ngicela ukuba ngedwa Dokotela. Wenzani la? Dootela: Ngiyabuza futhi Mnomzane are sure you involved ekudutshulweni kwa Mr Zulu. Mr Msomi: [Enikina ikhanda] Cha! Cha! [Ekhomba uZulu] Lo umphathi wami, ngingayenza kanjani mina leyonto Dokotela? [Engingiza] Phe phe phela ngithi akangixolele ngoba ukube ngangikhona eduze kwakhe ngabe usaphila. Dokotela: [Exwaya] Ukube wawukhona kephi? Mr Msomi: [Etatazela] Ay ngisho ukuthi ukube ngangi ngangikhona Dokotela… Dokotela: [Ezihlekisa] Haa haa ayi ungabe usachaza Mr Msomi kulungile, kanti futhi nesikhathi sakho sesiphelile. Sibongile bancane kabi abantu abanjenganawe abathanda ozakwabo… [KuseHhotela lasedolobheni laseMajuba] Mseshi: [Emangele] Haybo indawo enhle kanje! Ayi cha lihle nali I room. Miss Gumede: [Ezitshela] Umthetho wami Ngqek’s ngiyazithandela izinto eziphambili… Mseshi: Ayi akusho wena Nkosazane. Miss Gumede: Kanti futhi kuyangiphoqa, phela you’ve wasted your precious time ngokuzalana. Mele kubonakale ukuthi ngine date no “umseshi” Mseshi: [Emangele] I-date? Yazi futhi sengilate emsebenzini lento izothatha isikhathi esingakanani? Miss Gumede: [Emubheka ngeso lokufensa] Relax! Sorry to use a wrong term it not a date it an interview. Mseshi: Ehhe I interview. Miss Gumede: [Emamatheka] Yes, so tell me Ngek’s out of all carreries why you’ve chosen ukuba uMseshi? Mseshi: Ehh ngingathi into yasekhaya abazali bami babengamaphoyisa ngokweqhubeka kwesikhathi bangcina sebengabaseshi. Miss Gumede: Mmmmmmh wow! You must be so lucky.Shuthi nje into owayincela ebeleni? Mseshi: Ungasho njalo Nkosazane. Miss Gumede: So manje awusho ubusumtholile umuntu whose involved ekulimaleni kwaZulu? Mseshi: Eeeh ngingasho njalo kodwa ubufakazi abuphelele kusazomele simutitinye ngemibuzo ngaphambi kokuthi akhalelwe ngamasongo kaSigonyela. Miss Gumede: Yes exactly nami yazi bengifuna ukusebenzisa nawe, njengoba ngikutshelile ukuthi nginegalelo elikhulu lokuba nguMseshi. Nasebuncaneni bami into vele ekade kwasa ngifisa ukuba yiyo. Mseshi: [Emamatheka] Ngempela? Phela ngabe usize kakhulu! Kodwa inkinga ukuthi awusekho umehlo kaboni… Miss Gumede: [Ehleka] Umehlo kaboni? Yini yona leyo? Usho imali yenkokhelo? Mseshi: Yebo! Miss Gumede: [Ezitshela] Aybo Mseshi kanti wena ungithatha kanjani? Angiyidingi mina imali, lento ngiyenzela uZulu umphathi wami. Ngibona ngoba sekuthath isikhathi eside kanti kumele sitholakele lesi sigila mkhuba. [Kusesikoleni amaclass aseqalile kodwa uMiss Gumede akabonwa nangokhalo. UStiks noNsimbi basemathoyile baphuza utshwala kanti futhi sebedakiwe] Stiks: [Ezinwaya] Nx! Ey uMsomi ave eyinja! Nsimbi: Ukube sivele sayikhipha yonke leyamali bheka nje umuntu ufa kanjani I arosta. Stiks: [Edabukisa] Ngazile ngazile ukuthi uzolivala ikhadi, manje senzenjani ntandane? Nsimbi: Ey ayikho iyenzi ngane, asiphuze bona utshwala lobu. Stiks: Ey sengikhathele utshwala manje ngane, yabo manje ngidakwe nginya amaphepha! Nsimbi: Kodwa isakhona imali yokuya kuCele? Stiks: Khululeka ikhona leyo, manje awusho uThandi uzongiqoma khona namuhla? Nsimbi: Akugeji ntanadane, phela uCele ukhokhovula wenyanga baningi ebasiza. Stiks: Makusho wena ngane! Nsimbi: [Ehleka] Hee hee uyincanyiwe leyangane ntwana? Stiks: [Emamatheka] Kakhulu Nsimbi! Nsimbi: Asingabe sisapholisa maseko, aseqe siye kuye uCele… [Kusehhotela] Mseshi: [Emangele] Kwenze-ke kanjani? Miss Gumede: Nami ngizibuza wona lowombuzo, khona into ongiphuzise yona? Phela asivumelanga! Mseshi: [Etatazela] Siyisebenzisile I condom? Miss Gumede: Habe nangu umuntu engisanganela! Kanti ubani ebekumele afake I condom, imina noma uwena? Mseshi: [Egqoka] Yazi mina angi understand… Miss Gumede: [Ezilungisa] Yini ubona ukuthi mina ngiya understand? Uwena futhi lo yazi uthatha I udvantage! Mseshi: Advantage yani Miss G? Wazi kahle ukuthi ngishadile. Miss Gumede: [Eveza isandla] Yini ucathi mina angishadile? Sengiyabona shame ave uthanda ukuthatha I advantage. Uzothini nje kumakoti uma ezwa ngalento? Mseshi: [Ediniwe] I advantage yani? Miss Gumede: [Ezikhalisa] Mina bengizofuna ulwazi ngobuseshi manje wena… [Kukhale ucingo luka Buthelezi uMseshi] Mseshi: Mphathi? Mnguni: Shenge ulaphi? Sengiyawathumela ama veni! Mseshi: Cha! Mphathi angiboni kuyisu elihle lelo, phela asikabi nobufakazi obuphelele kodwa khona okusha esengikuthola Qwabe! Mnguni: Manje sizomisa kanjani? Akusheshe ndoda abantu phela bayafuna ukwazi ngalezi zigila mkhuba. Akube zikhindi! Mseshi: Ngizokwenza ngakhokonke okusemandleni Mphathi! Uzozwa ngami uma sengithi thumela amaphoyisa. Mnguni: Okay! Mseshi: [Evala ucingo] Eish ngaze ngasenkingeni Nkosi yami. Nx! Yazini anginaso isikhathi sakho mina… [Esho ephuma] Miss Gumede: Hawu Ngek’s usuyangishiya njalo? Ubani ozokhokhela konke lokudla? [Ephuthuma emulandela] [Kusesigodlweni sika Cele inyanga] Cele: [Ngezwi eliyisihosha] Mbize! Stiks: Thandi! Cele: [Ngolaka] Yewena mfana mbize mani! Stiks: Thandi! Cele: Yewena mfana! Stiks: Ndosi! Cele: Biza lontombazane! Stiks: Thandi! Cele: Mbize ngegama lakhe liphelele. Stiks: Thandiwe Thwala! [Ekhala] Aaaaaaaah! Eish! Cele: [Ehleka] Hee heee hee kwenzenjani? Uzwani? Stiks: [Ehefuzela] Ngizwa ngizwa ubuhlungu ezimbanjweni… Cele: Heee heee kunjalo-ke mfana, izilwane zami zikhe ubambo lwakho zalufaka kuye zase zithatha olwakhe zalufaka kuwe. Stiks: Yebo. Cele: Usewubambo lwakho-ke mina ngizozwa ngawe mfana. Stiks: Ngiyabonga Magaye. Nansi imali yokukhanyisa. Cele: Kulungile beka phansi. [KuseStaff room UMrs Mthembu uxoxa no Mrs Msomi] Mrs Mthembu: Habe usho kanje? Cha uyadela ntombi! Mrs Msomi: [Emamatheka] Yazi maXulu namuhla ungenzele I break-fast in bed. Mrs Mthembu: Asethembe-ke useyindoda eshintshile. Mrs Msomi: Yabona ushintsho lubhalwe kuye emehlweni uNomndayi. Ngivele ngakhumbula izikhathi zakudala ngama 90’s. Yazi uthando lwethu luvele lwaqala phansi lwavutha amalangabi, ay cha shame ngiyamuthanda uMyeni wami. [Emamatheka] Mrs Mthembu: Ngiyakubongela, phela nami besengiphatheke kabi maNgcobo. Mrs Msomi: Phela kuhle ukubekezela maXulu. Cabanga-ke ukube ngimubophile bengizoba yini? Ngiyacabanga nje lobobusuku obubodwa ngaphandle kwa Nomndayi bunganjani? Mrs Mthembu: Cha shame umthanda njengemali. Mrs Msomi: Futhi nayo nje imali ayiliboni oludlalayo kuMsomi wami. Ukube bengimubophisa bengizomukhumbula besengicela ukuyovalelwa naye etilongweni [Behleka]. Mrs Mthembu: Yazi Nkosikazi wavele wangenza nganomona ntombi! Ngavele ngakhumbula umyeni wami uMthembu. Mrs Msomi: Iheeee angihleki ngiyalinganisa! Wena futhi? Mrs Mthembu: Serious maNgcobo, phela liyazwakala ikhaya elingenaye ubaba liyabanda nje… Mrs Msomi: [Ehleka] Iheee heee kodwa ungibulalelani ngensini Nkosikazi. Lisakhona ithuba wena usangaya nje uyosula icala. Mrs Mthembu: Icala liphi? Wena ngathi kawazi lutho… Mrs Msomi: [Emangele] Kanti kwenzakalani maXulu? Mrs Mthembu: [Ehlisa izwi] Phela leyanto yami ayizange iboshelwe kona kuphela ukuthi yayingishaya. Mrs Msomi: Habe kanti? Mrs Mthembu: Nami ngaphuza ukubona kwakuyisigelekeqe leyanto yakwaMthembu. Phela kuthiwa wayedayisa izidakamizwa kanti futhi ubephethe iqenjana labafana eleba izimoto. Mrs Msomi: [Emangela] Habe! Kanti futhi, ayi cha ungabomthemba umuntu phela leyandoda ave ihloniphekile. Mrs Mthembu: Ngoba ngihlezi ngikushumayeza maNgcobo! Ngisho nje kodwa izimoto ezishintsha kangaka, engilutha ethi unomngani onegalaji udayisa ngazo [Behleka] Mrs Msomi: Ayi cha amadoda ngiyawevuma, kodwa ngeke ngeke nje uNomndayi enze into enjalo kimi! Ngabe sonke lesi sikhathi angitholi ngani? [Umseshi ukhuluma noThembi] Mseshi: Yewena ntombazane ethanda ukugcaluza woza la! Thembi: [Ezitshela emubuka ngeso lokufensa] Yebo mseshi. Mseshi: Haybe yini ngimdala kunawe ungangibuki mina kanjalo, siyenzwana? Thembi: Yebo mseshi. Mseshi: [Enxapha] Nx! Ngifuna ukuyosebenzisa indlu encane ngingayitholaphi? Thembi: Oooh ama toilet? [Ekhomba] Angale othisha kodwa uma usuxineke kakhulu ungasebenzisa lawa aseduze abafundi. Mseshi: Okay ngiyabonga, kodwa ake ngibuze umthetho wakho vele kawuzwani nokuhlala phansi? Thembi: [Ezitshela] Nami akengibuze umthetho wakho awuzwani nokunaka izindaba ezihlangene nawe [Esho ehamba etshikiza] [Kusehhovisi likaMsomi] Mr Msomi: [Ethetha] Niqhamukaphi? Miss Gumede: Haybo yini olwani Ulaka? Yini bususikhumbule sinoNhlanhla? Mr Msomi: Khumbule ini? Ngisho wena noMseshi! Miss Gumede: [Ethuka] Oooh he gave me a lift. Mr Msomi: Lift! Kanti wena miss G unjani? Miss Gumede: [Eziqhenya] Nginjani ngani Msomi? Wena usunesikhwele yini ngami? Mr Msomi: Uhamba kanjani noButhelezi ube wazi ukuthi uyisitha sethu? Miss Gumede: Haybo! Isitha sethu Msomi? Yini ufuna ukuthi ngi involved ekudutshulweni kwaZulu? Please ngiyakucela ungangifaki nje mina lapho… Mr Msomi: [Edabukisa] Kodwa Miss G usungilahla kanjalo nje? Miss Gumede: Angani wena uthe awufune lutho oluzokuhlanganisa nami. Uphikile ukuthi unhlanhlah ingane yakho wathi angimubulale, kulungile-ke sengimutholele ubaba. Mr Msomi: I engaged you miss G, ngavuma ukuthi ingane eyami futhi ngizoyodla! Miss Gumede: Yes you engaged me! Manje ungishada nini? Ufuna lento izi I rastele esandleni sami? Mr Msomi: Cha! Kulungile ngizokushada. Miss Gumede: [Emamatheka] Hawu serious uzongishada Msomi? Siyanini enkantolo? Mr Msomi: Anytime sweet heart. Miss Gumede: Wow! Mmmmh ngawagcina nini nje lawomazwi… [Kesuyisikhathi se break uMseshi ubeyochama wazithela ku Stiks no Nsimbi] Mseshi: [Emangele] Habe! Ngiyalingwa ngisehlane yini! Akumele engabe nisemaclassin? Stiks: [Etatazela] Baba baba ma manje… Mseshi: Yewena uphetheni lapho? Nsimbi: [Efihla isandla] Ayi mina angiphethe lutho. Mseshi: Haaa! Niphethe izidakamizwa esikoleni? Stiks: [Ekhala] Mseshi siyaxolisa siyaxolisa please. Nsimbi: Akusikho okwami khona ongibambisile. Mseshi: Nx! Yewena uma ubona mina ubona ikhehla eh? Ngifonela amaphoyisa khona manje, nenza nje ngoba uZulu engekho? [Ekhipha ifone] Nsimbi: Please baba siyacela ungawatsheli amaphoyisa, mina ngiyakusaba ukuboshwa! [Etatazela] Let make a deal khona into esizokutshela yona… Stiks: Aybo uyagula lo Mseshi! Mseshi: [Ekhomba unsimbi] Thula wena! Khuluma mfana… Nsimbi: Baba si[]akucela ungasicebi. Mseshi: Khuluma phela. Stiks: Uyasithembisa ukuthi uma sikutshela ngeke uze usibophe? Mseshi: Yah ngiyanithembisa. Stiks&Nsimbi: UMsomi owadubula uZulu… [Sekuyisikhathi sebreak umaGoge ukhuluma nomaHlengwa] maHlengwa: Manje awusho-ke maGoge siya nini kuCele? maGoge: Khululeka nkosikazi wena nje uzozwa ngami kodwa maduze nje ngifuna siqede ngomndeni wakwaThwala [Behleka] [Esithubeni kufike uThembi] Thembi: Mah ngizocela imali ye spending! maGoge: [Ethetha] Habe ungazongisangena la wena, hamboyicela kumuntu wakho uZungu uthi mina ngiyithathaphi imali Thembi? maHlongwa: Ehlisa ulaka maGoge… maGoge: Ulaka lwani maHlengwa? Kuyedelela lokhu ukuthi wena awazi… Thembi: Mah kodwa wathi wayinikeza wena. maGoge: Yebo phela leyo kwakungeyami! Thembi: Ayingeke [Eduba ehamba] maHlongwa: Awusho maGoge kodwa umuvumela kanjani uThembi ukuthi aphume ekhaya egqoke isiketi esincane kanje? maGoge: Aybo siryt kabi nje isiketi saThembi kanti futhi it her choice ntombazane. Phela manje sekwi new generation maHlongwa ingane yenza noma yini eyithandayo noma ingasikhathisini. Ngangibezwa nje bemugxeka ngomngani wakhe lo oyi gay u J-LO. It’s a new generation ngeke I life yabo yafana neyethu… maHlongwa: Iheee new generation… maGoge: Ay wena awukho ezintweni nkosikazi, phela iyonanto uThembi abamba ngayo uZungu. Siyahola nje imisebenzi yaso isigqebhe. [Emamatheka] maHlongwa: [Emangele] Habe! Uqinisile maGoge? maGoge: Yini ucathi ngiyadlala? Ngiyabona awukangazi phela mina ngumlomo ongathethi manga! Phela othisha besilisa bahaha kabi, nawe nje ungavele utshele uNomsa afake isigqebhezane. Uzobona amadoda azozizela kuye, lokho ukungena komnotho… maHlongwa: Ayi uyadela wena ntombi uyazi nje njalo ngomhlaka-15 uyahola. [Behleka] maGoge: Kanti ave kulula nkosikazi, kumele uvuleke la esitezi… [Ezithinta ikhanda] [Kuseyiso isikhathi sebreak uZinhle ukhuluma noThandi] Zinhle: Yazi nje uVusi ave enesidana, uzenza ubaba wami… Thandi: Kodwa kufanele skwiza phela ubhuti wakho. Zinhle: Yes he is my brada, but that doesn’t give him a right yokuthi angikhethele abangani. It none of his business ukuthi mina ngithanda bani! Thandi: True that! Zinhle: There’s no one with a right to tell you who to love. Yabo nje ngiyamthada ubhuti wakho uThemba noma bangathi ngomamah wakhe anginendaba. [Emmatheka] Thandi: Woooh! Shame maMkhize usemathandweni… Zinhle: [Emamatheka] No not that ngisemathandweni girl ukuthi nje uyazi nawe… Thandi: Yes. Yaz nje nami eeeh [Emamatheka] Zinhle: Haybo Thandi, I know that smile have you found someone? Thandi: No not kanjalo, I know you won’t understand dear… Zinhle: Remember tell me anything I’m your best friend not only that but your sister in law as well [Behleka] Thandi: [Ehleka] Yazi I have this strange feeling for… Zinhle: Wow! Yini is it Vusi? No girl, you can’t yazi phela akukho right ukuthi uskwiza wami udate ekhaya love… Thandi: No ukuthi awu understand Zinhle and I’ve made up my mind… Zinhle: No! no! girl angivumi. Thandi: No it not Vusi, u Stiks! Zinhle: [Emangele] Haybo Zinhle usangene? Out of all guys uStiks! Thandi: [Emamatheka] Haybona unani uStiks Zinhle, phela naye uyafana nabanye abafana. Yazi uma ngimubona inhliziyo yami ivele ishaye ngamandla. It beat faster than a spead of light! Please please go and tell him ukuthi ngine crush naye… Zinhle: No Zinhle you must be joking! Please tell me it’s a joke. Ungasithanda kanjani isitha saThemba? Thandi: Hell no it not a joke, yini ucathi ngishaya I stand up comedy? Isitha saThemba not esami and wena usanda kusho manje ukuthi akekho umuntu onemvumo to tell you who to love… Zinhle: Haybo Zinhle… Thandi: Engabe ukephi yena uStiks, ngabe uphephile yini la ekhona? Ngiyabuya girl ngisayomubheka… [Esho ehamba] [Thembi uhlangana nomngani wakhe] Thembi: [Enyipha] Yini wena J-lo? Ungangibuki nje mina kanjalo, wena angifune lutho oluzongihlanganisa nawe. J-lo: [Khuluma njenge sitabane] Haybo T yini wena usalapho girl. Thembi: Ukuthi nje lento owayenza yangidina kabi, uyazi kucasula kanjani ukubanga umfana no mfana. J-lo: [Ezitshela] Hellow! I’m a mfana mina I’m a girl ngu Jennifer lopez [Ezipheqa] Thembi: [Ebambelela okhalo] Okay-ke J-lo wawuthathelani indoda yami? J-lo: Come on girl sesingaze sibange indzodza ebe emaningi kanje! Wena xolela mina siqhubeke with our friendship e rokhayo! Anyway unjani uNsimbi umuntu wakho? Thembi: [Ehleka] Iheee uNsimbi ayi phela leyo sekwaba inganekwane kodwa yini namagqubu J-lo mina sengiphethe uZungu… J-lo: Haybo girl uZungu, Zungu yena yedwa? Thembi: Yebo yes. J-lo: Ish’dade girl cha shame unenhlanhla kodwa wenza ngani? Iyiphi lenyanga okhendla kuyo? Thembi: Haybo inyanga yani uyazi nawe mina ngisebenza ngesigqebhezane. [Behleka] Haybo wena tshela mina uphi uThab’z J-lo: UThabani? Ukhona u boy wami yazi sisaphusha nje noma ke abuye abe nezitayela uyawazike nawe amadoda… Thembi: Wow! Nice to hear that, cha shame uyabekezela… J-lo: Kanti lutho besibuye sihlukane bese ngiya kuye ngifike ngimukhombe ngithi yewena “Uyazi eyamadoda ayipheli mina ngisawumuntu wakho” [Behleka beshayana izandla] Thembi: Iheeee ey awuhlekisa J-lo cha shame bese ngikukhumbule… J-lo: I missed you too honey, ngizokubona friend khona la ngisaphuthuma khona girl. [Kuseyiyo I break uStiks no Nsimbi bayaxabana] Stiks: [Ediniwe] Nx uwena wonke lo, bheka manje suwenzeni. Nsimbi: Mele ngenzenjani ngenzenjani Stiks, ngivume ukuthi ngiboshwe? Stiks: [Emukhomba] Yabowena uyidomu uyisibhaxa uyisqum qum nje into engazi lutho! Nsimbi: [Egoloza] Uwena lo owngifundisa izidakamizwa ngabe ayikho yonke lento. Stiks: Nx! noThemba isidomu esigcono kabi kunawe, imina ewakufundisa izidakamizwa? Yini ngakufunza ngenkani? Nsimbi: Kanti weStiks uzimisele ngani, lento izophela nini? Koba nini thina sihlupha la esikoleni? Stiks: Ooooh sengiyabona umlungisi uzithela isisila usukhuluma kanje Nsimbi? [Esithubeni uqhamuke uThandi] Nsimbi: [Esho phansi] Ey ntandane nangu lomuntu wakho… Thandi: [Emamatheka] Hellow guys ninjani? Hawu yazi Stiks kade kwase ngikubheka, besengiphatheke kabi ngithi mhlampe something bad happened. Nsimbi: [Ejabule eshaya ikhwela] Washa! Wadla wadla Stiks mastiksana wadla Mbulazi omnyama, ayi akengihambe mina kababa ngingaze ngone [Esho ehamba] Stiks: [Engingiza] Eeeeh Thandi yazi yazi ku kunento okume… Thandi: [Emubeka isandla emlonyeni] [Emamatheka] Haybo wangingiza nje yini uyangesaba? Stiks: Cha bengifuna ukusho ukuthi ngi… Thandi: [Emuphula ulimi] Sssshi No I understand nami ngiyakuthanda ngenhliziyo yami yonke futhi. Stiks: [Emangele] Wow! Serios Thandi? Thandi: [Emamatheka] Yini ucathi ngiyadlala? Yazi I regret all the time I’ve waisted, bekunefu nje elimnyama. I use to think ungumfana ongalungile unontanada kubukwa. Stiks: No it fine. Thandi: [Esondela kuye] Stiks ngiyawahoxisa amagama ami ngiyacela ngicela ungixolele, ngingenza noma yini ukuthi ubone ukuthi ngikuthanda ngenhliziyo yami yonke… Stiks: [Ejabule] Nami ngiyakuthanda Thandi. Thandi: [Ezitshela] Mina kodwa ngikuthanda kakhulu Stiks, phela wena usungothandiweyo usungothandiwe inhliziyo yami. Stiks: [Emamatheka] Awu madoda nami ngikuthanda ngoweqiniso sphalaphala saseMajuba. Yazi phela nginenhlanhla le imana evela ezulwini. Thandi: Mina angisiso isiphalaphala saseMajuba ngiyisiphalaphala sakho. [Ekhophozela] Yazi Stiks I use to think uyi bully ngithi uwena ohlezi usukela uThemba kanti uyena nje ubhuti otetemayo! Stiks: [Ehleka] Haaa haaa, ngangazi ukuthi liyeza ilanga elinjengaleli lakhona uyobona ukuthi iphutha kalikho kumi. Iyatetema leyanto yakini, ungafunga ukuthi ubhololo. [Behleka] [Isikhalile insimbi yokuphel kwe break uMseshi ukhuluma nosingo] Mseshi: [Ehleka] Heee heee hee, ngubani kanti mina Mnguni awu sengisitholile isigelekeqe! Mnguni: [Ejabule] Usithola kanjani isigila mkhuba? Mseshi: Ngivele ngasebenzisa abafanyana bami la, bangitholela yonke I information. Mnguni: Kwakuhle ngqengelele asivele sithumele iveni khona manje kukhulwe ukuthi liyothi lizilahla kunina abe esesetolongweni esevalelwe. Mseshi: Yebo kodwa mphathi engathi isikhathi asisekho kanti nami khona la ngiphuthuma khona, bekunganjani aboshwe kusasa? Mnguni: Habe! Uma esebaleka? Mseshi: Khululeka phela sithi isiZulu ayikho impunzi yehlathi. Noma angabaleka kodwa uyogcinwa etholiwe. Mnguni: Kulungile uma kusho wena Mnomzane. [Kuseclassen kwa 10a uThemba ukhuluma noZinhle] Zinhle: No but never mind ngiyacabanga ubezidlalela nje… Themba: Ezidlalela ngani? Yini uyagula yini uThandi, noma sekuyiloku gula kwenu? Zinhle: Ngiyacabanga ubezisholo i-joke Themba uyamazi nawe ave epaqile! Themba: Weeeh okudlula bani yena… Zinhle: [Emamatheka] Haybo angiphaphile mina Themba, sengicishe ngakhohlwa I have something for you… [Evula isikhwama] Themba: Wow! Usithathephi? Zinhle: Bengifunda I magazine lapha ekhaya ngabona le post ngase ngikhumbula ukuthi uyazifela ngo Wayne Rooney. Themba: [Ejabule] Ngiyabonga Zinhle, yazi usungishayisa ngamahloni usungenzele izinto eziningi kodwa mina… Zinhle: Aaaah come on Themba it just a poster, not like ngikufaka kwi competition. Themba: Yebo ngiyabonga Zinhle! Zinhle: Kubonga mina Themba wami but please promise me one thing. Themba: Ini leyo? Zinhle: Promise me ukuthi ngeke uliyeke ibhola and that ngeke usawujima ukarate. Themba: Yes ngeke phela ibhola impilo yami, kodwa u karate ngifuna ukufunda ngifuna ukuzivikela ngikhathele Zinhle ukudlala abanye abafana. Ngikhathele ilabantu abathi mina ngiyathakatha. Ngifuna uma unami uzizwe u safe futhi ufudumele. Zinhle: Yes but that’s not a way okumele wenze ngayo izinto Themba. You need to use your talent to fight against yonke lento. Themba: Use my talent how Zinhle? Zinhle: Get people to train with, join a club who knows maybe ungaba nenhlanhla and be scouted. Ngelinye ilanga umele iningi zimu Africa. Themba: [Edangele] Wazi kahle wazi kahle Zinhle ukuthi alikho iqembu engingalidlalela, wazi kahle ukuthi akekho la eMajuba umfana ongifunayo. Zinhle: [Ecweba izinyembezi] Yes and at times I so wish I could convert myself and be a soccer player so that ngizo trainer nawe. Yazi I was reading this article last night nge discrimination but yona ibingxile kakhulu kwi racism. Themba: Discrimination yani? Zinhle: Bathi in Italy there’s this player u Mario Balote. Themba: Oooh u Mario Baloteli. Bathini ngaye? Zinhle: Yes yena loyo, he was one of the most hatred black soccer player in Italy. If ephethe ibhola they were insulting him bamubize ngenkawu bamujijele ngobhanana bacule bathi “There’no black italian” Themba: Kwase? Zinhle: This one is very interesting! So I role ayidlalayo I striker, just like someone I know [Emamatheka] He scored goal and help his nation to reach quarter finals kwi uero. Themba: [Ejabula] Wow! Serious? Zinhle: Yes phindange-ke bamucwasa ngokozwebala ubesethi uma ephethe ibhola bajabule bamemeze igama lakhe. Themba: You seems to know soccer more than I do! Zinhle: [Emamatheka] Yebo yes! Yini wena kuyakubasela yini lokho? [Kungasemahhovisi uMseshi ukhuluma no Miss Gumede] Mseshi: Uwena wonke lo Miss G! Miss Gumede: [Ezitshela] Yazi mina anginaso isikhathi sakho Ngqek’s ngithi ungibizela into esile. Mseshi: Please ngiyacela kodwa uwena… Miss Gumede: Asikho isidingo sokukhuluma ngalento yenzekile yenzekile. There’s no use to cry over a spilt milk Sir. Mseshi: [Engingiza] Mi mina bengingaqondile ukuthi nawe ubugqoke… Miss Gumede: Wooo ibambe lapho-ke ufuna ukuthi indlela ebengigqoke ngayo? You mean wena ulala nawo wonke lamantombazane agqoka ama mini skirts? Lento isobala ayidinge Mseshi [Emukhomba] wena u took an advantage. Bengithi uyindoda eqotho bengithi uzongisiza to persue my dreams. Mseshi: Kulungile lokho kusangenzeka, ngingakutholela nomsebenzi please ungatsheli muntu. Miss Gumede: Yazi baqinisile uma bethi amadoda ayefana, baqinisile uma bethi don’t judge a book by it cover. [Ezikhalisa] Bengikuthemba mseshi bengithi uhlukile kwabanye abantu besilisa… Mseshi: Ngiyaxolisa ngicela ungixolele. Miss Gumede: Wenza kanje ngoba wazivele usebenzisana namaphoyisa ngeke uze uboshwe. Eh? Phendula phela! Mseshi: Angazi nami kwenzeke kanjani ngiyacela ngiyacela ungixolele… [UMrs Mthembu ukhuluma no Mrs Msomi] Mrs Mthembu: Kodwa waze wasilaya owadubula uZulu maNgcobo! Mrs Msomi: Ushongani maXulu? Mrs Mthembu: Phela selokhu ahamba lesisikole sesiphenduke iSodoma negomora! Mrs Msomi: Ihee ungasho uliphinde nkosikazi, yazi ngithi imina kuphela obona leyonto. Buka nje sekwaba khona izitabane nogqingili kulesisikole. Mrs Mthembu: Ayi mina angiyazi lento phela akukapheli sikhathi esingakanani uZulu engekho. Ungafunga ukuthi abanye banede bezwa nje ukuthi akasekho bathi awu aphume nobomvu. Mrs Msomi: Ukuthi phela noNomndayi ikhehla lami ave lilunge kakhulu nkosiyami… Mrs Mthembu: Ayi mina angiboni nje kanjalo, akusiko ukulunga kakhulu ngathi unokungabi nawo umthetho. UZulu nje bengazwani nento ebhedayo angiphathike izitabane ububona nangezenzo ukuthi iyiNazaretha. Ubekusho kungcwale umlomo ukuthi legenge ihlaselwe omubi. Idimoni nje leli elidlala ngabo. Mrs Msomi: [Ephoxeka] Phela usamusha kulesi sikhundla naye uzokhula abe nesibindi noZulu akazange ethi engena nje wase enze kahle. Mrs Mthembu: Ngikubona konke kodwa sekukhona nabafundi abadla iwungu! Mrs Msomi: [Emangele] Habe! Iwunga pho? Hawu lafa elihle kakhulu kodwa wena uyizwa ngobani-ke le? Mrs Mthembu: Ngizwe kancane nami abafundi bezixoxela e classen. Mrs Msomi: Obani bona labo, cha phela akudingeki ngisho abazali it a pure and straight suspension leyo. Mrs Mthembu: Uthi ngiyazi kodwa maNgcobo… [Kungasesangweni endlini kaBiyela I security] Biyela: Ayi ayi ndoda angiyizwa lento oyikhuluma uthi ungubani? UBrazo yini yona leyo? Brazo: [Ehleka] Brazo is my nick name, ngichamuka ko Joburg yini awusizwa seZulu? Biyela: Cha ngeke mnomzane ngikuvumele ungene la, uphethe nesikhali phela isibhamu asingeni la. Uma ungena la ulimaza umuntu kuzoba icala lami. Brazo: Come mkhulu it not gona take long! Ngiyasho ngilipoyisa ukuthi nje angiyifakile I uniform nemoto yomsebenzi ise Airport. Biyela: Uyokwenzani-ke ngaphakathi Brazo? Brazo: I’m looking for Pretty kuthiwe is a new teacher… Biyela: Baningi othisha abashala la eMajuba ngena unyuke njalo uzowabona amahhovisi. Brazo: [Ecifa iso] Ke a leboga tate! [Esho ehamba] [UMiss Gumede ukhuluma noMseshi] Miss Gumede: No! no! I can not I real can not accept your apology! Mseshi: Ngiyakucela maQwabe. Miss Gumede: [Ezikhalisa] Sikhathele abantu besilisa kanti thina sohlunyezwa koze kube inini? Mseshi: Mina bengingaqondile kube iphutha… Braza: [Ehleka] Haaa haaaa haaa haaa sahlangana futhi baqinisile uma bethi izintaba azihlangani kodwa abantu bayahlangana [Ekhipha isibhama] Miss Gumede: [Ethuka] Hawu! Brazo! [Equleka] END OF EPISODE-09 Please leave comments
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