Kat is away for a little over a week. Every time this happens, I - TopicsExpress



          

Kat is away for a little over a week. Every time this happens, I notice a pattern. Day 1: Awesome, Im making an irresponsible dinner and playing single-player games on the big TV! Day 2: Got the mail, took out the trash -- Ive got this. Tonight I can watch whatever I want...as long as its not something she wants to watch, so I think Im just restricted to my Colbert backlog and Archer on Netflix. Day 3: Were out of kitty litter and the cats will not stop shitting. Day 4: OH GOD I AM USELESS ALONE AND SHES NEVER COMING BACK. Day 5: [Uncontrollable, barely muffled weeping] And then Day 5 repeats.
Posted on: Wed, 13 Aug 2014 18:17:57 +0000

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