Kevin Spacey, Kevin Smith, Kevin James, my father (not Kevin) and Andre Braugher (not Kevin) were at a bowling alley with a bunch of bikes outside. Spacey is leaving and a boy in a wheelchair is trying to follow him even though there is another door specifically designed for wheelchairs, but a bike is in the way, and Spacey is telling this kid, no, just go around. Well, I move the bike when another teenager shows up and starts yelling and fighting. Throwing punches in the parking lot. The Kevins, my Dad, and Andre go to the van while I fight off this punk teenager, blocking blows, because I was going to steal his bike. Well, managed to grab his arm and kick upwards, but was caught when he brought his knees together. So, I jumped and kicked him right in the crotch. His dad comes over yelling Dude, hes a kid. And I take off my baseball cap, fluff my hair, rip open my button up shirt, and yell, Im a girl! Flipped everyone off on my way to the van. The Kevins were so proud. This has been a pleasantly unnightmarish dream. Brought to you by brainwaves.
Posted on: Wed, 05 Feb 2014 19:12:56 +0000
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