Kid comes home from school earlier than usual and finds his mom cheating on his dad, so he hides in a closet to look. While he is in there, his dad comes home early too, so his mom hides her lover in the closet with the kid. Kid: Its dark in here... Lover:So what? Kid:I have a baseball glove Lover:So what? Kid:Wanna buy it? Lover:No! Kid:My father is outside...! Love:Alright damn it, how much?! Kid: $350 Lover:What? Hell no! This is a robbery! Kid:My fathers outside... Lover:Alright, sold! So the next day same thing happens, kid ends up in the closet with the lover. Kid:Its dark in here... Lover(as he already knows whats coming):What do you have? Kid:Baseball bet! Lover:How much? Kid: $150 Lover:What!? Highway robbery, no way!!! Kid:My fathers outside... Lover:Alright sold,damn it! On saturday kids dad comes up to him and says,Kid grab your baseball stuff and lets go play some ball... Kid:I cant, I sold it all... Dad:What?! How much u sold it for? Kid:$500 daddy... Dad:What? $500?! Son, you ripped off your friends, this is a big sin, lets go to the church for a confession! So they come to church, kid goes into the confessional, looks around and says,Its dark in here... The priest says,Dont start that shit!
Posted on: Wed, 21 May 2014 09:20:47 +0000
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