Kids In Church The preacher was wired for sound with a lapel mike, and as he preached, he moved briskly about the platform, jerking the mike cord as he went. Then he moved to one side, getting wound up in the cord and nearly tripping before jerking it again. After several circles and jerks, a little girl in the third pew leaned toward her mother and whispered, If he gets loose, will he hurt us? A Sunday school teacher asked her little children, as they were on the way to church service, And why is it necessary to be quiet in church? One bright little girl replied, Because people are sleeping. And one particular four-year old prayed, And forgive us our trash baskets as we forgive those who put trash in our baskets. A ten-year old, under the tutelage of her grandmother, was becoming quite knowledgeable about the Bible. Then, one day, she floored her grandmother by asking, Which Virgin was the mother of Jesus? The Virgin Mary or the King James Virgin?
Posted on: Tue, 30 Sep 2014 12:48:50 +0000
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