Kids about shit their pants when I turned on the surround sound. Time for some candy for breakfast, then a game of who can put on the most ridiculous outfit on? Then well go wave at cars and Ill teach them profane things to yell at them until candy-lunch time, then, just before our peeps eating contest, well play a good ole fashioned game of earthworms... Its a game I just made up that pretty much consists of crawling on the ground, using your face to move. Lastly, if we have time, well walk down to the store to buy them all their first Redbull before the wardens get home, at which time, Ill flee the scene and let them deal with the ridiculous-looking-dirty-hyper-foulmouthed-zombie-death-munchkins. Its gonna be a fun day. #thesekidsaregonnaloveme #dontletmewatchyourkids #worldsmostawesomedad
Posted on: Mon, 21 Apr 2014 13:44:29 +0000
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