Kids assemble; for something weird is in the air I approached the dish washer plate in hand and for some reason opened the pantry door by mistake. So why did I stand there and wander where all the shelves and the dirty dishes had gone. Very strange indeed. Thats not all though I want to discuss the socceroos and the mystery of their recent defeats. There is no mystery to this - just look at the photos of the team - look at their boots!! Pastel green and yellow, how soft is that, 6-0, 6-0 soft - THATS HOW BLOODY SOFT. This is a result of too much sushi and business class air travel, they are now jokes, lacking manly vigour and essential fluids. But rejoice I have a solution. A diet of marmite/vegenite sandwiches, stout and transport to all matches crammed in to a ford transit 3 to a seat, forced to wear tight nylon shorts with no under pants and only then will they offer some sort of threat. Its so obvious I weep at the jelly moulded, weak willed, snags who profess to run the game. Give me the reins before the current squad climb even higher on the pedestal of shame. Thats all for now kids, have a nice night.
Posted on: Tue, 15 Oct 2013 08:56:35 +0000
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