Kinda lengthy store, bit its funny. When the plane landed last night, every one got up to exit. I was in front, sitting down trying to push my fist through my tangled sleeve. It broke through and I punched the guy standing in the aisle right in his butt crack. He was like, ouch, jeez buy me a drink first. I was pretty embarrassed. Then when standing up. my handbag fell and dumped, like it couldnt get any worse, I had some personals in my bag. bent over scooped everything up like candy scramble fast, then stood up REALLY fast and hit my head on the over head bin compartment. I was like, F@ck. Oh did I mention that I was sitting toward the front of the plane, so Everyone was standing there watching me. Then I got to Pikes, looking for a room. The guy ahead of my was complaining about his phone not working. I heard Sharon say we are all sold out tonight, we cant move you. smh I got up to the counter and Sharon said, Im sorry Melanie, we are all sold out, the only thing we have available is the Celebrity Suite. (as she winks) As I laid in the super comfy bed, I thought hey, This is the same room that Snoop stayed in, I wonder how many hos were in this bed.
Posted on: Tue, 07 Oct 2014 00:25:46 +0000
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