Kiwi and an Aussie go to a pastry shop. The aussie whisks three biscuits into his pocket with such speed the baker doesn’t notice. The Aussie says to the Kiwi: You’ll never beat that! The Kiwi says to the Aussie: Watch and learn! He says to the baker: Give me a biscuit, Ill show you a magic trick! The baker gives him the biscuit which the Kiwi promptly eats. Then he says to the baker: Give me another biscuit for my magic trick. The baker is getting suspicious but he gives it to him. He eats this one too. Then he says again: Give me one more biscuit. The baker is getting angry now but gives him one anyway. The Kiwi eats this one too. Now the baker is really mad, and yells: Wheres your famous magic trick? The kiwi says: Look in the Aussies pocket
Posted on: Tue, 30 Dec 2014 22:02:11 +0000