Kiwi doctor says: Medicine in my country is so advanced that we can take a kidney out of one man, put it in another, and have him looking for work in 6 weeks. Aussie doctor says: That is nothing; we can take a lung out of one person, put it in another, and have him looking for work in 4 weeks. Asian doctor says: In my country, medicine is so advanced that we can take half a heart out of one person, put it in another, and have them both looking for work in 2 weeks. A Samoan doctor, not to be outdone, says: You guys are way behind..We just took a man with NO brain, made him Prime Minister, and now the whole country is looking for work.
Posted on: Mon, 14 Jul 2014 02:29:49 +0000
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