Knock Knock Jokes (page 2) Knock, knock. Who’s There? Imma. Imma Who? Imma gettin’ old open the door! Knock, knock. Who’s there? Banana. Banana who? Knock, knock. Who’s there? Banana. Banana who? Knock, knock. Who’s there? Orange. Orange who? ORANGE YOU GLAD I DIDN’T SAY BANANA! Knock, knock. Who’s there? Boo. Boo who? Gosh, don’t cry it’s just a knock knock joke. Knock, knock. Who’s There? Impatient cow. Impatient cow wh-? Mooooo! Knock, knock Who’s there? A little old lady. A little old lady who? I didn’t know you could yodel. Knock, knock Who’s there? Sadie. Sadie who? Sadie magic word and watch me disappear! Knock, knock, Who’s there? Olive. Olive who? Olive you! Will you remember me in 2 minutes? Yes. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Hey, you didn’t remember me! Knock, knock. Who’s there? Justin. Justin who? Justin time for dinner. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Kirtch. Kirtch who? God bless you! Will you remember me in a minute? Yes. Will you remember me in a week? Yes. Will you remember me in a year? Yes. Knock, knock. Who’s there? You didn’t remember me! Knock, knock. Who’s there? Luke. Luke who? Luke through the the peep hole and find out. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Ivor. Ivor who? Ivor you let me in or I`ll climb through the window. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Isabell. Isabell who? Is a bell working? Knock, knock. Who’s there? Tank. Tank who? Your welcome! Knock, knock Who’s there? Alex. Alex who? Alex-plain later! Knock, knock! Who’s there? Ketchup. Ketchup who? Ketchup with me and I’ll tell you! Knock, knock! Who’s there? Annie. Annie who? Annie body home? Knock, knock! Who’s there? Watson. Watson who? What’s on tv tonight? Knock, knock! Who’s there? Cook. Cook who? Hey! Who are you calling cuckoo? Knock, knock! Who’s there? Spell. Spell who? W-H-O Knock, knock. Who’s there? Dishes. Dishes who? Dish is a nice place! Knock, knock. Who’s there? Althea. Althea who? Althea later alligator! Knock, knock. Who’s there? Norma Lee. Norma Lee who? Norma Lee I don’t go around knocking on doors, but I just had to meet you! Knock, knock. Who’s there? CD. CD who? CD guy on your doorstep? Knock, knock. Who’s there? Somebody too short to ring the doorbell! Knock, knock. Who’s there? Iowa. Iowa who? Iowa big apology to the owner of that red car! Knock, knock. Who’s there? Abbot. Abbot who? Abbot you don’t know who this is! Knock, knock. Who’s there? Viper. Viper who? Viper nose, it’s running!
Posted on: Mon, 17 Mar 2014 04:23:11 +0000