Krisjan: Goeie môre. Maak vol met Super, asseblief. Attendant: How much? Krisjan: Vol asseblief. Attendant: I only speak English Sir! Krisjan: Nooooo problem...... Good day to you Sir. I currently feel a profound desire to replenish the propellant of my motorized vehicle. Therefore, I cordially request you to transfer, from your subterranean reservoir, a sufficient quantity of combustible fluid of the highest octane rating to fill the appropriate receptacle of the said means of perambulation to the brim. Attendant: Hau!? Krisjan: Do you have a problem Sir? I thought you said you spoke English? Attendant: English...... that? She is not English! Krisjan: My dear Sir, are you veritably attempting to insinuate that you do not even recognize the language which you allege to be your singular means of communication? Attendant: Hau? Krisjan: Let me attempt to elucidate in the most elementary terms your paltry grasp of the English vernacular is frittering away the time at my disposal, or, as I would put it, in a more civilized, intelligible language.... Dit is ***ken duidelik dat jy f@kkol van Engels weet. So, kry jou slapgat in rat en maak hierdie bliksemse kar se tank vol voordat ek hier uitklim en jou moerr, want jy mors my d@nnerse tyd!!!!! Verstaan jy? Attendant: Ja, Meneer. Vol, Meneer! Afrikaans is beter Meneer!
Posted on: Fri, 08 Nov 2013 19:22:36 +0000
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