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🐶Kuch khatti meethi baaten Biwi(Gusse Main): Tumhare Dimagh Main To Sirf Gobar Hi Bhara Hai..!! Husband (Pyar Se): To Phr Itni Der Se Kha Kyon Rahi Ho….?? ************** Husband wife mein ladai hoi, Husband ghar se chala gaya, Husb:Rat ko phone pay,”Khaney mein kya hai” Wife:Zeher. Husb:Main der se aonga, tum kha kar so jana: **************** Wife:-I will die. Husband:- I will also die. Wife:-why will you die? Husband:-because main itni khushi bardasht nahin kar sakta:D *************** Wife: Darling Tumhe Pata Hai Jannat Mein Husband Aur Wife Ko Ek Saath Nahi Rehne Dete Husband: Isi Liye To Usey Jannat Kehte Hain ... **************** Q. What’s the similarity between MOBILE and MARRIAGE? A. In both cases you feel ‘aur thoda ruk jata to accha model milta’ ****************** Difference between Husband & gadha. Ans:Husband gadha ban sakta hai, but Gadha itna bhi gadha nahi k husband bane!! ****************** Wife: Tum Mujh Sey Kitna Pyaar Karte Ho?” Husband: Shahjahan Jitna.” Wife: Mere Marne Ke Baad TAJ MAHAL Banao Gay?” Husband: Main Ney Tou Plot Bhi Le Liya Hai, DELAY Tou Tum Kar Rahi Ho!!!” 😜😜😜😄😄😄 God -bete, mannat maang. Man -plz mujhe phir se unmarried kar do. God - beta mannat maangne ko kaha hai, Jannat nahi !😜😜😜 ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ A man was granted two wishes by God, He asked for the best drink & the best woman ever. Next moment he got mineral water & Mother Teresa.😜😜😜😜😜 ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ~ Wife to Santa : You dont love me at all Santa points towards their five children and says Do you think I downloaded them from google😜😜😜😜😜😜😜 ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ There are 3 kinds of men in this world. Some remain single and make wonders happen. Some have girlfriends and see wonders happen. Rest get married and wonder what happened=))😜😜 ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Puri LIFE ko Sudhaarne k liye ek WIFE kafi hai, Par ek WIFE ko sudhaarne k liye puri LIFE bhi kam hai, - Swami Dukhiya Nandji. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~😜😆 Wives are magicians. ..... . . . . . . . . . . They can change anything into an argument😆😜 ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Women live a Better, Longer & Peaceful Life, as compared to men. WHY? A very INTELLIGENT Sardar replied: Women dont have a wife!😜😜😆😜

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