LAAAAWD JEEEZUZ!!! IM APPALLED (and a peter!!!) sooooooo.... was trotn ma maanz up and down n front of da auto store. i had ma cheap lil shades on so i kudnt c DDIDDLY but thot from da bridge of my noz up i thot i was lukn kinda cool ya know?? anyhoo i was just a trotn me and da maanz. trotn trotn back and forth trot trot (ya get da picture). i was waytn for my nefw to put some oil n da car. some dude was walkn toward me with his arms extended and he says HEY GIRL!! he was sooo phuqn xctd for minite i thot he was a long lost kuzn in my dead daddyz side of da family. i aint lying!!! dez how phuqn DELIGHTED he was. so ya know i kudnt c shit so i said (with FAR less enthusiasm i might add) HEY BABY (STOP RIGHT HERE!! yall know i call erybody men women chikn and children baby SPECIALLY when i have no phuqn idea whoo dey r) next thing i know hes on his knees (i started to kick da cowboy sh*t owta him) clappn his handz for my maanz. HOLLUP!!! HOUSTON WE GOT A MFKN PROBLEM!!!! HARPO!!! HOO DAT NUKKA IS???!!! he wanna b playn with ma boopy doopy and went to try to take him out of my arms (id picked him up by then). hes too mfkn happy rambln on bowt his two lil yorkyz..... FINALLY he turnz takes two steps away and then... dis crack head looks at my nefw steps back says (r u ready???) Man i aint mean no disrespect. i was just tawkn to her bowt da dog! I LIKED TA PASSED D PHUQ OUT!!!!! dis crackhead mfkr thot i was a...he thot i was a...a...(GASP!!!) GIRL!!! WUT N DEE WHOLE PHUQ??!!! i was sooooo done i just sat my happy a** n da car. i was speechless 8-(
Posted on: Tue, 24 Jun 2014 20:50:53 +0000
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