LADIES AND GENTLEMEN BOYS AND GIRLS How you guys doin? Have you been eating well? Getting to bed on time? Punching your recommended amounts of demons in the gut? I personally find this quota hard to meet; my fist can rupture only so many stomachs of unholy hellspawn. Speaking of children of evil sent to torment humanity, we have another sensational meeting tomorrow! OUR TOPIC SHALL BE: Is it better to be immoral or amoral? Oh yes. How quaint. I already hear the gears in all your scrumptious gigantic heads spinning wildly. At least I think its gears. I guess it could be the pitter-patter of little feet on the tile. Or perhaps its just gas. Speaking of gas, passing it during tomorrows meeting will be met with slightly less mass executions (which is still quite a bit of mass executions) because we will be OUTDOORS. Thats right, TOMORROW, SEPTEMBER 19TH, THE CLUB SHALL BE MEETING IN THE QUAD, as Mrs.Ellis (and myself) will be attending the returning clubs in the mezzanine. This means the fantastic NATE YOUNG (who you will refer to as the Moderate Moderator) shall be leading the meeting. I expect great things from all of you. Especially you. Yes, you in particular. With the hair. In the clothes. Dont you dare disappoint me. Your Laissez-Faire Legislator, Cameron James Clark
Posted on: Fri, 19 Sep 2014 04:12:52 +0000
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