LADIES:Ways to turn down unwanted men !!!! HE: Can I buy you a drink? SHE: Actually Id rather have the money. HE: Im a photographer. Ive been looking for a face like yours. SHE: Im a plastic surgeon. Ive been looking for a face like yours. HE:Hi. Didnt we go on a date once? Or was it twice? SHE: Mustve been once. I never make the same mistake twice. HE: How did you get to be so beautiful? SHE: I mustve been given your share. HE: Will you go out with me this Saturday? SHE: Sorry. Im having a headache this weekend. HE: Your face must turn a few heads. SHE: And your face must turn a few stomachs. HE: Go on ,dont be shy. Ask me out. SHE: Okay, get out. HE: I think I could make you very happy. SHE: Why? Are you leaving? HE: What would you say if I asked you to marry me? SHE: Nothing. I cant talk and laugh at the same time. HE: Can I have your name? SHE: Why? Dont you already have one? HE: Shall we go see a movie? SHE: Ive already seen it. HE: Where have you been all my life? SHE: Hiding from you. HE: Havent I seen you some place before? SHE: Yes. Thats why I dont go there anymore. HE: Is this seat empty? SHE: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down. HE: So, what do you do for a living? SHE: Im a female impersonator. HE: Hey baby, whats your sign? SHE: Do not enter. HE: If I could see you naked, Id die happy. SHE: If I saw you naked, Id probably die laughing.
Posted on: Sun, 10 Nov 2013 06:55:48 +0000
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