LAME JOKE OF THE WEEK A husband came down to breakfast one morning to find his wife in an ill humor. “Good morning dear,” he said. “Good morning?” replied his wife indignantly. “I bet you don’t even know what day it is today.” “Of course I do,” he said, as he headed out the door to the office, mentally reviewing his calendar with increasing anxiety. A few hours later, the doorbell rang. The wife was thrilled to answer the door and find two dozen roses from the local florist. Later that day she answered the door again to find another delivery of champagne and chocolates. When the husband came home that night, his wife was moved to tears when he presented her with a beautiful diamond bracelet. “Flowers, champagne, chocolates, and now this,” she sighed. “This is the best Groundhog Day I’ve had in a long time.”
Posted on: Thu, 03 Oct 2013 22:54:31 +0000
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