LAWYER JOKES; A dog ran into a butchers shop,grabbed a - TopicsExpress



          

LAWYER JOKES; A dog ran into a butchers shop,grabbed a string of sausages,and ran back out. The irate butcher recognized the dog as belonging to one of his regular customers, a lawyer. So that afternoon he went to the lawyers office and asked the lawyer,If a dog steals a meat from my store,do I.have the right to demand payment from the dogs owner? The lawyer replied,Absolutely yes! Well,said the butcher,You owe me nine dlrs.for the sausages your dog stole from my shop this morning. The lawyer sighed and wrote out a check for $9. A week later,the butcher received an envelope from the lawyer containing a bill of $50 for consultation.
Posted on: Sun, 18 Jan 2015 23:36:19 +0000

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