LIST WEDNESDAY #listwednesday W-W-W-W-Winter … 1. The only positive about winter is that leg shaving season is over! 2. I say this year; humans hibernate and bears stay awake and run earth. 3. With ice cream trucks in the summer, it seems only fair that we’d have hot coco trucks in the winter. 4. Winter Pro Tip: After grocery shopping your car can double as your refrigerator. 5. My favorite thing about winter is that all mosquitos are rotting in hell where they belong. 6. Winter is that time when all showers begin by being trapped in the corner because the water’s still too cold. 7. When the weather is like this, the only thing I want in my life to be ice cold is a public toilet seat. 8. What’s it called when it’s so cold out even gangsters pull their pants up? 9. My favorite thing about super cold winter days is how everyone’s face is covered and they’re walking really quickly with their heads down. So when you look out a window at the streets and sidewalks it’s like seeing a bunch of bank robbers and murderers suspiciously fleeing a crime scene. 10. Like the grizzly, so to shall the lower half of men’s faces hibernate in winter beneath the safety of their “hair cave.” more at murdersalad
Posted on: Wed, 07 Jan 2015 17:25:16 +0000
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