LMAO..... AKWA-IBOM MOTHERS ARE THE BEST MOM IN THE. WORLD... AKWA-IBOM mothers are the best when it comes to child upbringing. AKWA-IBOM mothers produce the best range of Slaps: UFIA(normal slap), UFIA-ITA(punch slap), UFIA-ITIAT(stone slap), UFIA-NBANG(extreme jaw slap), UFIA-IKANG(fire slap), UFIA-NTANTA(stars slap), UFIA-EDEM(back slap), UFIA-ADUMA(thunder slap). These slaps will make you think you were adopted. UFIA will make you correct your wrongs instantly without further instructions! The beauty of UFIA (Basically in food crime situations) is that you will confess your sins on the spot. UFIA-ITA, ( in critical conditions its called UFIA-ITIAT) and UFIA-ITIAT will make you expose those who committed the crime with you without hesitation. UFIA-NBANG and UFIA-IKANG (sometimes called IKANGTA) will make you pee in your new pants. Now UFIA-EDEM which is the worst especially when it’s given in the middle of the back where your hand can never touch but all you can do is to roll on the floor like a snake when the venom of the hit enters your marrow And apart from UFIA-ITIAT. we have an advanced one which is UFIA-NTANTA which when received, you’ll lose balance and your head will go into “auto-search” as you’ll be looking for what hit you and you will see stars in broad day light, tears will be hard to comeby at first but will surely surface a few seconds later This will make you do all the actions of the other slaps aforementioned at once! OH! THE GREAT UFIA-ADUMA…it can reset someone to 3D (DEAF, DUMB, and DAFT). She will say let’s go home and Your response will be “it’s in my pocket ma” with crying tone. God bless our parents for the good upbringing. If you were brought-up in AKWA-IBOM state, regardless of how caring your mother was, you’d have encountered these slap
Posted on: Mon, 29 Sep 2014 08:15:35 +0000
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