LMAO...okay so here is my leave me alone for the day I am outside mowing the lawn in my bikini to catch some rays and the bug boy comes by to spray for bugs. He is flirting with me (26 years old) and so I come in the house. Well he has to knock to get my signature and starts in with: Dude: (all flirty) what do you do for fun, want to get a drink? Me: Oh that is sweet but no thank you I dont drink (trying to be nice and let the poor boy down softly cause I have known for a while he wantd to take me for drinks) Dude: (being totally stupid says: You know that those really big girls in bodybuilding are really not attractive and to be that size the must be lesbians!!!!! Dude: But you are looking so awesome. Me. (Smart ass with a smile) I am I threw open Rachel Allbaugh Photo and said Dude I thought you knew this is my GIRLFRIEND Dude: Ummm Ummmm well ummmm NO I didnt know that...Oh I mean! Shut the door dude!!! HAHAHAHAHA and how was your day! Tks Rachel for unknowingly helping me out of a very awkward situation hahaha I will be what you think I am to get you to go away....HAHAHAHAHA btw...I
Posted on: Fri, 27 Jun 2014 18:52:06 +0000
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