LOL Pets/Animals are so funny. As Ive gotten older, my stomach has decided to rebel in an odd way. Most people they get the hot or even too savory spicy meals and they get heartburn out the wahzoo. Not me. Im usually ok... except when it becomes too much heat too fast, or, when I eat something really sticky and throat stopping, like peanut butter, too fast. Either of those things and I wind up with these set of hiccoughs that sound like a high pitched YOLP! Cant help it. I can try to shut my mouth tightly and it still pops open and out it comes, ear shattering decimal levels....EEEYOLP! So I just got through with a tide me over until I finish cleaning some stuff and get dinner started - a PB sandwich. Scarffed down too quickly and suddenly the throat closes off, I cant swallow, and ..... EEEEEYOLP! Harlequinn isnt used to hearing that sound. Hes not sure what it is. His eyes widen to the size of quarters, his ears lay flat pointed backwards, hes in that half- Im lounging/ half-Im springing into action stance. EEEEYOLP! Harlequinn sits up now looking at me... EEEEYOLP! Harlequinn runs up to me as Im patting my chest and through gulped breaths try to tell him, Im ok, baby... its alright Harlequinn. .... EEEEEYOLP! Harlequinn makes a mad dash to mom, paws feverishly bapping her face, meowing at her, looking at me, then looking at her, as if to say Youve got to do something! A few EEEEYOLPS go by and he realizes the woman is not going to get up and do anything. Harlequinn goes into Emergency Action Mode....EEYOLP! He runs at me, leaps toward my head (which he hasnt done in ages) I catch him. His head buts against my mouth, I take a deep breath and his head nearly goes in my mouth, down my throat, and comes back out looking at me like I DONT SEE ANYTHING! WHATS WRONG WITH YOU! I cant put him down gently because now Im trying to laugh through these hiccoughs and I cant just let him go because hes trying to dig in claws to stay near my face and that would scratch my chest and stomach and rip my shirt to shreds. EEEEYOLP! He looks at me trembling, suddenly I take a huge gasp of air and AUCH AUCH GACK HACK UHHHH HARRRIKIIN WHA AH OO OOIN?! Harlequinn has shoved his paw down my throat like hes trying to fish something out. O CAWS! O CAWS ING AY ROAT! NO CAWS ING AY ROAT!! I finally am able to pull him away, put him down on the floor. Hes going nuts trying to get back up to me, to my face, hes mewing these high pitched question like sounding maows/ He will not let me walk anywhere, he keeps trying to stop me. Finally the hiccoughs have stopped, the laughing has stopped, I can breathe. I pick him up and tell him Im ok and its alright, but it takes twenty minutes of holding him, in the hes hugging me position, before jumps down and lets me walk around. Dr. Marcus hes not, but he certainly made a go of it. LOL
Posted on: Fri, 08 Aug 2014 23:40:08 +0000
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