LOL ..... THINGS TO SAY IF YOU GET CAUGHT SLEEPING AT YOUR DESK 15. They told me at the blood bank this might happen. 14. This is just a 15 minute power-nap like they raved about in the last time management course you sent me to. 13. Whew! Guess I left the top off the liquid paper 12. I wasnt sleeping! I was meditating on the mission statement and envisioning a new paradigm! 11. This is one of the seven habits of highly effective people! 10. I was testing the keyboard for drool resistance 9. Actually Im doing a Stress Level Elimination Exercise Plan (SLEEP) I learned it at the last mandatory seminar you made me attend. 8. I was doing a highly specific Yoga exercise to relieve work related stress. 7. Darn! Why did you interrupt me? I had almost figured out a solution to our biggest problem. 6. The coffee machine is broken.... 5. Someone mustve put decaf in the wrong pot. 4. Boy, that cold medicine I took last night just wont wear off! 3. Ah, the unique and unpredictable circadian rhythms of the workaholic! 2. I wasnt sleeping, I was trying to pick up contact lens without hands. AND THE #1 BEST THING TO SAY IF YOU GET CAUGHT SLEEPING AT YOUR DESK: Amen
Posted on: Mon, 22 Sep 2014 18:01:05 +0000
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