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LOL! funny. I see kids on the news camping by the place to get tickets or shoes. No problems. People camping on issues and not a customer.,.. TRUE STORY: I bought a piano recently. I was given a great deal but to cash in I had 30 minutes to move it! So, while waiting for a ride I really, really had to pee. I mean, do not make me giggle have to pee!!! The store would not let me use their restroom, citing, It is not a public restroom, even though I was not The Public but a customer... the nearest public restroom was a mile away and I could not hold it even if I had that long to go there and come back...argahagah! So, I went into the store next door. The strip club! I made a bee line for the toilets... while in the bathroom I was asked by the first bathroom user...Oh when did u start here...me: say what?? Her: its not a public restroom... and by the second comer, oh, do you work here??? NO? well, you have to leave. you cant use our toilets, they are for customers only. FINE!!! I went to the strip bar, pushed in between the hornies and the fleshies and ordered jalapeno poppers... then I finally got to pee... 20 minutes and four dollars to take a piss- no kidding! But I got my piano... just a day in the life of....me. shoot me, just shoot me.
Posted on: Mon, 10 Mar 2014 12:04:21 +0000

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