LOOZA CONFUSED, SLEEPY CONGRESS GRANTS AID TO GWYNETH PALTROW, - TopicsExpress



          

LOOZA CONFUSED, SLEEPY CONGRESS GRANTS AID TO GWYNETH PALTROW, CONDEMNS UKRAINE Honors anti-vaxxers, holds moment of silence for Sweet 16 The US House of Representatives, on deadline for legislation and in the wee hours of Thursday morning, sent out several piecesof legislation that made sense to absolutely nobody, including a massive aid package for Gwyneth Paltrow and an official moment of silence for this years NCAA Sweet 16. We resolve that Ukraines aggression against Jenny McCarthy will not stand, yawned Speaker John Boehner, while Minority leader Nancy Pelosi stood in her footy pajamas and spoke in support of a bipartisan bill that would offer massive tax relief and humanitarian aid to payday lenders and Gwyneth Paltrow. The Senate is expected to veto the measures, pending approval of the barbershop quartet.
Posted on: Thu, 27 Mar 2014 20:24:46 +0000

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