LUMLEY | JACOBS The lawyer says to the wealthy art collector tycoon: I have some good news and, I have some bad news.... The tycoon replies: Ive had an awful day, lets hear the good news first?. The lawyer says: Well your wife invested $5,000 in two pictures this week that she figures are worth a minimum of $2-3 million The tycoon replies enthusiastically: Well done... very good news indeed! Youve just made my day; now whats the bad news?? The lawyer answers: The pictures are of you with your secretary I thought you might like to see me on a set of skis………. I ski under the sue-do name of Candide Thovex as I would not want to be thought of as a bit of a show off!! Hugo Skiing (see video: https://youtube/watch?v=yKP7jQknGjs) Serious thought of the week. Progress always involves risk; you cant steal second base and keep your foot on the first - Frederick Wilcox Have a good w/e. Best Hugo
Posted on: Tue, 27 Jan 2015 13:11:47 +0000
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