LUOPEAN SUCCESS CARD FROM KISUMO... Dear Candidate, As you sit for exams, take the following into consideration; Your mother is a doctor, if you fail in biology you will embarass the whole medical fraternity. please pass in biology. Your father is an engineer, if you fail in physics and mathematics you will insinuate that your father used mwakenya to get first class in civil engineering which is detrimental to his image. please pass in physics. I believe you and your girlfriend have chemistry between you and thats why you are in a relationship. if you fail in chemistry your relationship is over. please pass in chemistry and save the future generations. Your president owns several lands across kenya, fail in geography and that is treason. please respect the constitution by passing in geography. Pigs are in parliament, cats are in the jerrican and dogs are in some women, how can you fail in agriculture when kenya is an animal farm??? Kethi steps down for Nduku and Nduku steps down for Kethi, what more do you want to pass in homescience??? MPs earn more than their employers who are their voters, how can you fail in CRE, miracles never cease to happen! I mean, you just have to pass, there is no other option.
Posted on: Wed, 12 Jun 2013 12:10:45 +0000
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