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LWKMD JOKE: Mike was called for an interview by Chevron based on his performance while working for shell... Interviewer: What is your current pay at Shell and are you looking at with Chevron? Mike: N9m per annum plus medical and other benefits. Considering the position here in Chevron, Id be looking at N20-22m per annum, a status car, overseas vacation and medicals Interviewer: Today is ur lucky day! The position comes with N35m per annum salary, 2014 Range Rover Sport as official car, Mercedes Benz S65 AMG as status car, overseas medical treatment, a fully furnished house here in lekki, health insurance for your wife and children, 2 houses to be built for you in any town of your choice and in your village, annual overseas vacation for you and your family fully-paid first class, N2m wardrobe allowance per annum, cook, steward and 2 drivers, country club membership, and youre entitled to keep all that the company gives you if you put in just 3 years of service... Mike: (in bewildered excitement) HAAA!!!! Oga you must be joking!!!! Interviewer: Of course I was joking! No be you start am? Lol.......... Who is at Fault? Share with your friends

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