Ladies and Gentlemen. Good people of this noble planet. Im here to discuss with you a very honest and dangerous threat. The governement will not want you to know about it. Why would they? People on Facebook make laugh, and joke and play. But sometimes we take up a cause! Dont we? Sometimes we rise to fight a nuclear threat to our oceans which will most certainly kill the planet. Sometimes we rise to fight an injustice! Equality! Love! And my fine fine friends today we do just that. Today we take on a horrid, fearful threat to our great world, and we must once again band together and rise. Rise! We must rise to fight this abomination to our planet. Where their very flight can cause inflex among most modern men! Im talking of course about the Balloon Shark. This ferocious creature has plauged our skies. It is the Scurge of the Septenary Celestial Spheres that eludes us to this day. Everytime a rogue balloon slips from the hand of an innocent child. Balloon Shark Food. Every time an injured and low hanging birthday sphere finally bursts? Balloon Shark Food. The Hindenburg? Balloon Shark food. But my fine folks I ask you to be strong! Let us not worry about the debts we owe between countries! We should throw our money together to fight this awful problem! We should drop our fists and raise high fives! Come together to fight for the better! For the good! I say to you! Drop your petty disagreements! Drop your pride! Drop your shame! Drop your pathetic little problems and rise! RISE! Take my hand you good good people! Take my hand and let me lead you to the end! For better or worse! Let us end this plague together! Let us end the Balloon Shark!
Posted on: Fri, 22 Nov 2013 03:26:26 +0000