Ladies and Gentlemen, I would like to introduce you to a very special cocktail...... THE POMPOUS ASS In order to enjoy this most special drink certain RULES have to be observed to the letter. 1. You MUST drink this in a room whose temperature is between 15c -18c ( for us american 59F - 64.4F ) which is the same as the temperature in Scotland. 2. You MUST enjoy this while listening to bagpipe music or at the very least classical music. ( This means no AC/DC, Metalica and definitely no Justin Bieber ). 3. You MUST be properly attired. Khakis and a nice sweater is acceptable but a jacket is preferable. ( This means you cant enjoy this with just your boxer shorts and wife beaters. ) 4. You must only use an Old Fashioned crystal glass made by Baccarat or at the very least Versace. 5. Lastly, your ice MUST be made from pure Scottish spring water. INGREDIENTS of POMPOUS ASS 3 oz of Glen Moron 50 year old Highland Single Malt Whisky bottled for the Dumbass Whisky Society ( a very prestigious club ) 1/2 oz of pure Killer Bee honey 3 dashes ( or as much as you want ) Medellin Pure Coca bitters. enjoy :D
Posted on: Wed, 29 Oct 2014 21:15:02 +0000
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