Ladies and Gentlemen,its time for another riveting episode of APPLES TO APPLES SHORT STORY THEATER....here we go. I woke up feeling weird and disoriented, and like someone was watching me....I gathered myself and seen this old guy shaking me and asking "sonny you ok"?..i said where am I? He said your in Idaho Falls Idaho..Ok, what am I doing here? No idea he said my name Is Peter Poffer, but my friends call me PP for short...I burst out laughing and laughed, he looked very perturbed.until this song came on MTV, HE started singing "Video killed the radio star".I ask him why you wearing sunglasses? HE took em off and damn he. Had 3eyez...I had to ask what happened he responded that dang nammit X-RAY VISION...It created a extra eye...Oh well I must go PP i said..."1st door on the right he said...Wth? I mean I have to go PP.."1st door on the right "he said again...nevermind....I must head to the base of The ROCKY MOUNTAINS and find the answer...he said ROCKY MOUNTAINS what is it? I said its a 2,000 mile mnt range from Bristish Columbia to Central New Mexico , that keeps Californians away from us, but thats not important...Can I go with you I need to get away....I said sure...We packed some food,supplies, and I said Lets go PP...he said 1st door on the right, and you should have your bladder checked...huh?what? So we found the base entered a cave that had the big crack in it, turned our flashlites on walked down a long path, something caught my eye, it was a bumper sticker that said "ECWD were here"...hmmmm came to the end of the trail , seen a lite coming out of a room, we entered and Low and behold there it was , KING ARTHUR in person, playing cards on his roundtable,with The Toothfairy(Dennis Henry), Jake from Statefarm,Foghorn Leghorn,and Dudley moore...I said Dudley Moore why you here?He said I am Arthur.....I wish II had aa dime for every dime I have...who your friend? I SAid Peter Poffer.PP For short...That reminds me he said You must g:o PP...I said I went twice...huh?...Then I awoke with my head in a bowl of potato soup...geez must have had Idaho on my brain..PEACE
Posted on: Sat, 29 Jun 2013 22:20:43 +0000
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