Ladies its January akere. Here are January rules 1. When you visit your boyfriend, make sure you got skaftin, I mean a lunch box...its January akere, if you feel like you cant bring your own food, you better be on a fasting prayer girl. Avoid coming with purses that are full of everything but no food in them, put some pap and chicken feet. Or else youll eat oxygen le sanamaCarbon meat I tell you. ..as long as I said it. 2. Well, for those who love those flavoured condoms, I guess youll have to chill nyana, Vibe condom is the only choice now, allow yourself to smell some burnt tyres nyana only for this month. Then youll go back to your flavoured what what next month. Let it burn only for this month girly ..burning session is now. Smell that VIBE, its not his choice akere, keep Jans VIBE. Understand. Be grateful. 3. On whatsApp or any other social network, Just ask how he is doing, avoid long conversation with him, youll chat nicely with him ka February, for now chill nyana... Data and airtime is expensive. A nigga need to eat. please understand my lady. As long as hes doing good, cut the convo. You chawing his data kadi nyweee nywee nywee blah blah...hooookah ema nyana its Jan banna. 4. If youre a Gold digger, please only for this month, just be on a break, yes take a break nyana, youve been digging my sister, Holy Shit take a chill pill, youll be back next month, mines are closed now.. Yes i repeat mines ate closed, theyll be open ka 1 February. So take a leave off akere Nana. 5. Ema nyana kadi please call weave, please call BIS fnshd....do not send your boyfriend those kinda call back messages... Guys wee if your girl send you a please call new weave, return the call back message and personalise Please call ur father... Yea she should call her father haow. Its January banna ahhh. Chill nyana Heses. 6. If your nigga sends you please call k lv u these days, if he no longer longer sends I love you baby good night blah blah, please understand, be grateful, be loyal, and appreciate that, lols next month he will give you R100 for new weave, R2 for chippies, R20 for new penties, ..lols hold on ..say his name..... 7. So hes nunuky is misbehaving these days? Oh well, understand bubu, its not only a month of broke, its a sleepy month as well, if his nunu is not strong, then oska wara, this month is not good at all...nunuky is broken as well, nunu is broke, he will be back next month akere.. Be sanamapatient and be loyal. Its obvious if you didnt eat, le nunu cant be strong hoaw..its common sense. 8. Its January, broke and some of your hearts are going to be broken as well, ask yourself why February is the month of lovers, it is a month to mend broken hearts . if he is cheating, oska wara, hes just doing it because hes too stressed to be loyal. So ladies chill, your man is going to be your man ka Feb.
Posted on: Fri, 02 Jan 2015 21:02:49 +0000