Landlady has gone off to play darts for her ladies darts team....bunch of lesbians if i am honest....she never plays darts on a Tuesday...we always play topless scrabble...thrown me right out it has....dont think they have ever won a match they are that bad....but it gets them out the house and they can have a little catch up...they like talking......they are better at talking than throwing darts....Sheena came home one morning at 6am and said it took her that long to finish....a lot of people told me she is having an affair but i have seen her play and it sounds about right....not much else to report as yet...tree is still in the loft but i am wrapping a lot of gifts i got from the boot sales in the summer...you know the stuff...its what everyone took there after last Xmas....we are having lobster this year as well...its only a fiver from Iceland and if its good enough for that Pete Andre its good enough for us....stuff all that Turkey malarky with all that bird flu at the moment... be nice to have one day and not wear our Ebola masks...looking forward to the Queens speech this year as well....can anyone remember what she said last year.....we love Xmas we do...shame the cab drivers ruin it and charge treble time...dirty robbing bastards...i will be running Dels cabs again this year...half the price and you get a little mince pie thrown in....keep the photos of your trees coming...some of them are brilliant but make sure you turn the lights off when you go to bed......other than that lets not forget the true meaning of Xmas and how lonely people who live on there own get....birds eye meal for one and wrapping your own gifts...this time of year is a big hurdle for some.....and that band aid song has not helped much....Samaritans lines were jammed when that was released...so keep an eye on your friends who are a little less fortunate....nobody sees the signs until its too late....and behind closed doors everyone has a story.
Posted on: Tue, 02 Dec 2014 20:58:53 +0000
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